Joke for 'Today', Wednesday
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VickiSam
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.. hopes this does not offend anyone, or their culture.
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't
look at me. He makes his own lunch."
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't
look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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Comments
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LOVED it..too funny..
Denise
LOVED it..too funny..
Denise0 -
HAHAHA
Sounds like some of the construction workers that work for us! hahahahahha0 -
LOL!rallendorfer said:HAHAHA
Sounds like some of the construction workers that work for us! hahahahahha
Looking forward to Thursday's joke!!!
Joyce0 -
Thursday's joke..Pinky68 said:LOL!
Looking forward to Thursday's joke!!!
Joyce
Vickie...loved it!
I had chemo Tuesday and an elderly lady getting chemo told this joke..she was a hoot, kept everyone laughing...with jokes
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? The drunk doesn't have to go to all those meetings!!!!
I hope she's there next time I have chemo...
The is a fun thread..we need a funny now and then!
Hugs, Nancy0 -
A Good Laugh
Humor and laughter are good for the soul. Thanks for bringing in some overall lightness to the boards, Vicki.0
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