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How many oncologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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adventurebob
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Just one but get a second and third opinion because the light might not even be burned out and oncologists don't know how to flip light switches.

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Hal61
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It varies tremendously from bulb to bulb. The doctors can only shake it vigorously and try it again.

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