GUESS WHAT????? COCONUT WORKED......... I GOT TURDS!!!!!

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idlehunters
idlehunters Member Posts: 1,787 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Just had to tell everyone.... I have had the screaming schnitz for 21 days now. Been taking everything on the market to stop it..... and the meds worked...but 2 minutes after they wore off I was toilet bound. SOOOOO....I tried the coconut macaroon cookies.... I could not eat enough of them because of no appetite....someone said straight coconut but that was yukky so I ate mini mounds bars.....all day today...everytime i could get one down...i ate it.....NO meds all days....had a few runny poops this morning and then it stopped.... ALL DAY....NO POOP!!!! Then I got a PM from Buzz (ok, i admit...it kinda excited me a lil bit) Thanks Buzz.... and I had that poop sensation come over me...ran to the john cause od course I thought it would be running out.....NOPE.....TURDS>>>TURDS>>>TURDS!!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...don't tell no one...might jinx it...our secret....but TURDS! YAY!!!!!! I don remember who brought up the coconut..who was it????? but thank you...thank you...thank you!!!

Jennie
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  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    CONGRATULATIONS!

    CONGRATULATIONS!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    lizzydavis
    She's the one to thank. LMAO, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
  • idlehunters
    idlehunters Member Posts: 1,787 Member
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    AnneCan said:

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    LMAO!
    I know right!!!
  • idlehunters
    idlehunters Member Posts: 1,787 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    lizzydavis
    She's the one to thank. LMAO, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Lizzydavis.....
    You have soooooooo earned the prestigeous(sp) poop stopper award!!!! I thank you ...... and boy oh boy does my sore rear end thank you!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

    Jennie
  • John23
    John23 Member Posts: 2,122 Member
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    Coconuts?
    Coconuts?

    Eating just one coconut would have stopped it almost immediately,
    but you're supposed to swallow the thing whole!

    John
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    Now I'm going to be busy
    I'm going to have to figure out a recipe of coconut to share which includes chocolate, yet not too much, so that many of us can see if this "natural" solution will work for the rest of us. Hmmmm, I up for the experiment!!!
    Winter Marie
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    John23 said:

    Coconuts?
    Coconuts?

    Eating just one coconut would have stopped it almost immediately,
    but you're supposed to swallow the thing whole!

    John

    OMG
    I've ate my share of nuts in my life, but a whole coconut???
    ROFLMAO
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    Now I'm going to be busy
    I'm going to have to figure out a recipe of coconut to share which includes chocolate, yet not too much, so that many of us can see if this "natural" solution will work for the rest of us. Hmmmm, I up for the experiment!!!
    Winter Marie

    No matter what
    chocolate macaroons are delicious! My youngest daughter made some a few weeks ago.
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    idlehunters said:

    Lizzydavis.....
    You have soooooooo earned the prestigeous(sp) poop stopper award!!!! I thank you ...... and boy oh boy does my sore rear end thank you!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

    Jennie

    That Lizzydavis
    is one smart cookie!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    AnneCan said:

    No matter what
    chocolate macaroons are delicious! My youngest daughter made some a few weeks ago.

    Pass the Recipe
    Come on hun, give it up, the recipe for the chocolate macaroons!!!!
    I've got some baking to do!!!
    Winter Marie
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277 Member
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    Woo Hoo
    To Turds!!!!

    . . . ☺
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    Pass the Recipe
    Come on hun, give it up, the recipe for the chocolate macaroons!!!!
    I've got some baking to do!!!
    Winter Marie

    I will ask my daughter tomorrow for the recipe
    I can't wake her up tonight; I will ask her after school, or when I get back from the onc. I think they were pretty easy to make + I don't think you bake them. She is baking cookies very regularly; right now we have chocolate chip cookies baked yesterday. She also made me delicious french toast on the weekend with Maple Syrup -yum.
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    AnneCan said:

    I will ask my daughter tomorrow for the recipe
    I can't wake her up tonight; I will ask her after school, or when I get back from the onc. I think they were pretty easy to make + I don't think you bake them. She is baking cookies very regularly; right now we have chocolate chip cookies baked yesterday. She also made me delicious french toast on the weekend with Maple Syrup -yum.

    Thank you
    Thanks Anne, truly, I think we will all appreciate it.
    And darn you made my mouth water over the french toast with Maple Syrup!!! I'm assuming butter and HOT Maple Syrup.
    Winter Marie
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
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    Lori-S said:

    Woo Hoo
    To Turds!!!!

    . . . ☺

    Great....but did I read
    Great....but did I read BuzZard!!!
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    Thank you
    Thanks Anne, truly, I think we will all appreciate it.
    And darn you made my mouth water over the french toast with Maple Syrup!!! I'm assuming butter and HOT Maple Syrup.
    Winter Marie

    I just had mine plain with
    I just had mine plain with no butter, + the maple syrup was cold. It was fantastic. Then today she told me she added fresh whipping cream, + fresh raspberries + bluberries to her own. Apparently she thought about that AFTER she gave me mine. I live in Ontario, one of the biggest maple syrup producers in the world. I try to always have it on hand. I even put a little into a smoothie today.
  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    Pass the Recipe
    Come on hun, give it up, the recipe for the chocolate macaroons!!!!
    I've got some baking to do!!!
    Winter Marie

    And all this time I thought it was the Matzoh that stopped us up
    Passover is a notorious time for constipation - usually attributed to eating matzoh. However, another Passover food is coconut macaroons.

    Now we Jews are going to have to rethink the theories!

    Thanks!

    Alice
  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
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    Jennie:
    Thanks for so much for your comments. George will be starting on CPT-11 so besides having Immodium on hand I'll get some coconut macaroon cookies and never thought of it but the mini mounds bars are coconut.

    Any other ideas to get ahead of the runs in case he gets them?

    Thanks and hugs - Tina
  • msccolon
    msccolon Member Posts: 1,917 Member
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    happy dance!
    This is awesome news! TURDS is good! :)
    mary
  • ketziah35
    ketziah35 Member Posts: 1,145
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    I remember the first time my
    I remember the first time my mom pooped after surgery. We cheered. Now when someone says they have to go to the bathroom, my 2 year old niece cheers!

    Happy chiitting lol!

    Ketz
  • Nana2
    Nana2 Member Posts: 255
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    So happy for you and thanks
    So happy for you and thanks for the advise...we will be getting those cookies for Jim TODAY!

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