WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
After their baby was born, the panicked father went
to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said,
'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,'the doctor said... 'Even
though you and your wife both have black hair,
one of your ancestors may have contributed
red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.

'This can't be, our families on both sides had
jet-black hair for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex???"

The man seemed a bit ashamed.. 'I've been working
very hard for the past year. We only made love once
or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....


"It's Rust."

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  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
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    hahahahahaha!
    i am a redhead - the only redhead as far back as anyone can remember. i look just like my dad, so there is NO DOUBT that i am his ;)
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175
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    Thats funny!
    We come from a
    Thats funny!
    We come from a long line of Irish...so im naturally a strawberry blonde...but this is too funny!
  • Scotch Freckles
    Scotch Freckles Member Posts: 273 Member
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    Would you email this to me. My sister will fall apart, her oldest son is a red head and his children are red heads. Email is in my profile. Thanks, Kathryn
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
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    Before I was a nohead
    I was a redhead. The first time my Dad set eyes on me he wondered where the hell his firstborn got that flame red hair. Then he remembered that he had married into a family of redheaded Polacks.

    As for the "rust" thing, I was born 10 1/2 months after Mom and Dad got married; my brother showed up 11 months after that, and our sister showed up 16 months after he did... earning Dad the nickname of "Speedy."
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Aortus said:

    Before I was a nohead
    I was a redhead. The first time my Dad set eyes on me he wondered where the hell his firstborn got that flame red hair. Then he remembered that he had married into a family of redheaded Polacks.

    As for the "rust" thing, I was born 10 1/2 months after Mom and Dad got married; my brother showed up 11 months after that, and our sister showed up 16 months after he did... earning Dad the nickname of "Speedy."

    haha, my husband is a
    haha, my husband is a redhead, and no one else in his family is, hmmmm he looks like his mom................
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
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    Scotch Freckles said:

    Would you email this to me. My sister will fall apart, her oldest son is a red head and his children are red heads. Email is in my profile. Thanks, Kathryn

    Kathryn
    Kathryn,
    I just emailed it to you.

    Margo

    P.S. You can also copy it from here and paste it in an email--for future reference.
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    I love it!! No redheads in
    I love it!! No redheads in my family but nonetheless it was hysterical. Thanks,
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
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    MyTurnNow said:

    I love it!! No redheads in
    I love it!! No redheads in my family but nonetheless it was hysterical. Thanks,

    Enjoyed this .. no redheads in my family ... as well
    still smiling - Margo!


    Thanks, Vicki Sam

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