Friday Riddle

PhillieG
PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Since Nudgie isn't here I thought I'd try to have a little fun with the Friday Riddle* segment.
Let's see what we can come up with.
Q: Why DID the chicken cross the road?

*this is in no way associated with Nudgie's Friday Riddle.
Nudgie does not endorse this Friday Riddle.
Any resemblance to Nudgie's Friday Riddle is purely coincidental.
I hope Nudgie doesn't give me a Noogie when she gets back!
~The managment

Comments

  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    Because.....
    ...He saw a beautiful, sexy chickie waiting on him?
  • Sundanceh
    Sundanceh Member Posts: 4,392 Member
    Shayenne said:

    Because.....
    ...He saw a beautiful, sexy chickie waiting on him?

    :)
    YOU are the Chicky!
    -Craig
  • Fight for my love
    Fight for my love Member Posts: 1,522 Member
    Shayenne said:

    Because.....
    ...He saw a beautiful, sexy chickie waiting on him?

    Haha,Donna,I love your
    Haha,Donna,I love your answer.
  • Muzzy
    Muzzy Member Posts: 175 Member
    Disclaimer
    Phil I love your disclaimer.
  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    Muzzy said:

    Disclaimer
    Phil I love your disclaimer.

    LOL!
    Thanks Craig, but this chickie likes lions :)

    Hugsss!
    ~Donna
  • daydreamer110761
    daydreamer110761 Member Posts: 487 Member
    hmmmm...
    to get away from the cat chasing him?
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    My Answer
    To see his friend Gregory Peck!
  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    PhillieG said:

    My Answer
    To see his friend Gregory Peck!

    OHHHH!!!
    Damn, why didn't I think of that!
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    Shayenne said:

    OHHHH!!!
    Damn, why didn't I think of that!

    For one
    You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
    My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
    There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)
  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    PhillieG said:

    For one
    You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
    My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
    There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)

    Awwwww!!
    That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...

    Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!


    Hugsss!
    ~Donna
  • coolvdub
    coolvdub Member Posts: 408 Member
    Shayenne said:

    Awwwww!!
    That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...

    Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!


    Hugsss!
    ~Donna

    Becuase he heard there was a
    Becuase he heard there was a Laying Hen on the other side. Sorry if this offends anybody:)

    Don
  • Sundanceh
    Sundanceh Member Posts: 4,392 Member
    Shayenne said:

    Awwwww!!
    That was a good joke, and honey, I am up for any crude jokes anyone has, I like them distasteful LOL...maybe a Adult Joke forum is needed here to take our minds off the cancer lol...

    Craig is my lion here, just as you can be, you both are knocked down by this cancer for so long, you both still come up roaring and swinging back up! I look forward to seeing you both and everyone else here everyday!


    Hugsss!
    ~Donna

    ROAR!
    Hey, only one lion to every Chicky :)

    Just loved this - thanks Phil and Donna!

    -Craig
  • Hatshepsut
    Hatshepsut Member Posts: 336 Member
    PhillieG said:

    For one
    You had Craig chasing you (Chicky)!
    My friend actually made that one up many, many years ago. It cracked me up and still does.
    There are great funny "Little Billy" jokes that are rather crude but some are very funny. I don't think this board is ready for those (yet)

    For the history and English majors (or lovers) on this board....

    These (and a lot more) responses have been around for a very long time. The Machiavelli answer and the Swift answer always make me smile. Of course, these answers can't hold a candle to the Gregory Peck line.

    Hatshepsut

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


    Plato: For the greater good.

    Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

    Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
    as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
    boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
    among them has the strength to contend with such a
    paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
    princely chicken's dominion maintained.

    Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
    pancreas.

    Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
    within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
    each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
    intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
    is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

    Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

    Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
    would let it take.

    Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
    gazes also across you.

    B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
    sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
    fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
    believing these actions to be of its own free will.

    Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
    necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
    this historical juncture, and therefore
    synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

    Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
    the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.


    Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
    the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
    nature.


    Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
    the trees.

    Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.


    Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.


    Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.


    The Sphinx: You tell me.


    Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.


    Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
    insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

    Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
    filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
    to question the actions of one in all respects his
    superior.

    Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

    Hamlet: That is not the question.

    Donne: It crosseth for thee.
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member

    For the history and English majors (or lovers) on this board....

    These (and a lot more) responses have been around for a very long time. The Machiavelli answer and the Swift answer always make me smile. Of course, these answers can't hold a candle to the Gregory Peck line.

    Hatshepsut

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


    Plato: For the greater good.

    Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

    Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
    as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
    boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
    among them has the strength to contend with such a
    paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
    princely chicken's dominion maintained.

    Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
    pancreas.

    Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
    within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
    each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
    intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
    is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

    Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

    Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
    would let it take.

    Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
    gazes also across you.

    B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
    sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
    fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
    believing these actions to be of its own free will.

    Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
    necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
    this historical juncture, and therefore
    synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

    Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
    the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.


    Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
    the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
    nature.


    Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
    the trees.

    Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.


    Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.


    Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.


    The Sphinx: You tell me.


    Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.


    Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
    insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

    Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
    filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
    to question the actions of one in all respects his
    superior.

    Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

    Hamlet: That is not the question.

    Donne: It crosseth for thee.

    Thanks Hatshepsut
    I was waiting for the educated chicken joke answers to arrive. They always crack me up!
    -p