Friday Giggles

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JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi Guys:

The usual giggles to bring on the weekend!

Have a great one!

Cheers,
Ying

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Oh, Goodness

Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing!

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A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting less responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had once enjoyed prior to college, would be a good choice. However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that in order to compete with the younger workforce, he would have to go to school.

He enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics. He aced the course, but the final exam required each student to completely strip and reassemble an engine. It was with some trepidation that he took the test. At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade.

When they were handed out, he did a double take at the 150% grade he received. Rather confused, he asked his instructors how it was possible to have a grade like this. "It is really quite simple," they said. "We gave you 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly reassembling it, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the muffler."

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  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
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    Ying,

    I know I don't always post this, but I must tell you how incredibly helpful these giggles are every Friday!

    NOW~~~why are you up so early? I know why I am...my 2 dogs (Mojo the Great Pyrenees and Riley the Lhasa Apso) feel the need to party with me at 3 am. So in order for my kids to remain sleeping, I take the hit for the team! Me & "the boys" walk the neighborhood a few times. Sounds like a party, doesn't it?

    Anyway, keep up the giggles~~~they're really full-blown belly laughs!

    Stacy
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
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    Ying,

    Thanks for getting my weekend started!!

    So good to see you and Rok. Take care of the city by the bay....

    Kerry
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
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    You know, Ying, my beau does surgery 'thru a tube'. Wow! What a GREAT laugh!!!!!

    Have a grand weekend!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • Betsydoglover
    Betsydoglover Member Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Ying -

    Fun as usual. I can't help but mention that the "salad dressing" joke was my favorite joke in Kindergarten - back in 1954 in Simsbury, CT - still I laughed again!

    Betsy
  • vinny3
    vinny3 Member Posts: 928 Member
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    Loved it. Can't wait to tell others. I always look forward to the Friday giggles.
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  • terril
    terril Member Posts: 296
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    My weekend is off to a great start!!! Thanks, Ying!!!
  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
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    StacyGleaso said:

    Ying,

    I know I don't always post this, but I must tell you how incredibly helpful these giggles are every Friday!

    NOW~~~why are you up so early? I know why I am...my 2 dogs (Mojo the Great Pyrenees and Riley the Lhasa Apso) feel the need to party with me at 3 am. So in order for my kids to remain sleeping, I take the hit for the team! Me & "the boys" walk the neighborhood a few times. Sounds like a party, doesn't it?

    Anyway, keep up the giggles~~~they're really full-blown belly laughs!

    Stacy

    Hi Stacy:

    I am up so early because I am on the west coast and am a night owl. So my 12AM is probably your 2 or 3AM :) I stay up late but then I get up late too. You know that old saying about late to bed and late to rise makes a girl, oops :)

    All that said, I am religious about 8 hours of sleep so my immune system can do battle with all the nasty critters lurky in my body.

    The picture of you and your boys prawling the neighborhood at 3AM is just hilarious! Great Pyrenees and a Lhasa Apso would look something like a jolly fluffy giant and his enthusiastic understudy :0. I absolutely adore Great Pyrenees!

    Glad you got a good belly laugh! I am sure you're having tons of laughs at the CP! Have a great weekend!

    Cheers,
    Ying

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