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littlejulie
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Every Wednesday on Motel Williams the talk show, he has a physic named Sylvia Browne. My mother watched it yesterday and she gave her 2005 predictions. She said there will be a major breakthrough or even a cure in cervical and colon cancer!!! IMAGINE THAT!! I wasn't sure about posting this message because it's a pretty radical predication. I hope nobody gets upset reading this. She also said Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt will spilt and Michael Jackson will be guilty - We'll have to closely to see if that happens.

julie :)

Hoping for a cure with the rest of you

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spongebob
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Well I, for one hope that Jennifer and Brad DON'T split up... last time a guy broke up with her she stalked me for like two years. Calling me on the phone, following me around, throwing herself at me, begging me to take her back... Jeez... it was like SO totally embarrassing.

- SB

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Sponge, you have been soaking up soo much sea water that your water-logged ego is making you hallucinate. Next we will hear that you have a. found Nemo and b. you are dating the Little Mermaid who could get a job at Hooter's if she had legs.
My own personal fantasy involves a book made out of chocolate that can be eaten after reading.

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spongebob
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Oh, but I did find Nemo - check your home e-mail account. I'm working on the mermaid... Probably gonna need another few weeks at sea to get to that point.

- SB

tkd3g
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Hi Julie.

I did see that show. I don't know how much I believe her, but I sure do enjoy watching.

Wouldn't that be just wonderful. We'll have to wait and see.

She also said Robert Blake would get off. Don't know about that?

Barb

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littlejulie
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Barb, thats right! she did say robert blake would get off!!! you never know - he is a 'celebrity'. well - i hope she's right about the breakthrough/cure. that would be WONDERFUL!!! i can only imagine!!!

Spongebob - poor you. that must have been horrible to have her stockibng you like that. i imagine your use to stalkers though: )

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Sponger??---did you get her phone number???

"belt, thump!!!!!!--OUCH!!!!!!---just kiddin Jen!belt!!--owwwwwwww!!!--aw Jen!!""

Have mercy!!!
kanga

"kanga's fantasies are limited to motorcycle mahem--lol!"

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Julie -

You are so right. It is so difficult being an international sex symbol like me and having all of these women throw themselves at me. I feel like such a cheap piece of beefcake. I know they really only want me for my 1992 Hyundai and my Beanie Baby collection. Oh sure, they say they love me, but it's not really me, it's all the trappings of being me that they want. Why do you think I go to sea for two months at a time? I just have to escape the madness.

- SB (as in Sex Bunny)

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Simply put...I cannot stop laughing...

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Just reading these posts - I am SO going to hate missing this reunion. I need the laughter.

Kerry

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I dunno....Sex Bunny....sounds so wimpy....

How 'bout.... Stud Buns....or .....Super Barnacle....or......Stupendous Bod....Superior Bullet....Smart Bomb.....Satiable Butt.....Sarcastic Boy.....

just some suggestions...

peace, emily who wouldn't mind seeing BP in real life--especially after Legends of the Fall

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aspaysia
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I love hair-extension Brad. He wears long tresses again in 'Troy'
Aspaysia, who hates white walls.

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spongebob
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Stud buns, Super Barnacle... those are pretty cool... I don't know about "Satiable Butt", Em... sounds too much like the guys in Key West!

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littlejulie
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Geez - look what i started : ) LOL!!!

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2bhealed
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Spanky Butt? Sparkle Boy? Sparky Babe? Spawning Beast? SpanishFly Bait?

You very well could be a spanker since you are nautical....heehee

peace, emily who wonders when your mom is really going to show up at the party!

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spongebob
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I think she's either overwhelmed or unenthused - oh well...

Cute reference to a spanker! I bet few folks will getthat one. Probably Stacy will since she's a rag-bagger. Last time I up-behinded a spanker was when I sailed in the EAGLE ("America's Tall Ship") from Yorktown, VA to the Acores. What an awesome three weeks that was!

- SB (as in ______)

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Boy, Julie, thanks for getting SB to write down his thoughts. Had me and my Bob in stiches...funniest thing we've read in weeks.
Would be great to have a cure for any and all cancers....gotta hope that we keep getting closer!
Happy New Year to all. Judy

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