Tomorrow kanga goes in to hospital to submit his somewhat "aged" body to a Thallium excercise stress test.-huh?--yu ask?
Well, thats when some crazy nutter in a hospital gown thinks he has aright to stick ya with an inch long horseneedle just so's he can imbed yer body with something left over from the testing of an atomic bomb.(yu see--thallium is a radioactive isotope)
Then they ask kanga to undress(much to nurses amusement) so untold wires of varying rainbow colours are stuck to his chest(oh--thats after nuther nurse "dry" shaves said chest)
Kanga is made to mount a treadmill machine which Jana Pitman would be proud to own, then progressively asked to walk faster n faster.
Crazy part is there is a picture on tha wall with a "long n windin road" on it--right in front of me peepers."Walk all yu like mate but yu ain't gunna reach tha end of tha road" says nurse!
'Bout tha time kanga's hair starts fallin out n tha "crown jewels" start to complain of sterility some nurse comes along n shoves kanga into a machine that looks like a reject from star wars.More intravenous admission of aforementioned "radioactive stuff" n tha whole thing gets repeated--sheeeeeeeesh!
YU know guys--at tha end of 5 hours kanga is gunna be really p----d orf all in tha name of tellin him he has a heart!!!!!!!!!
Hope yu guys got a sense of humour--me takin up all this space n stuff--oh--ah I have an "echo" on thursday too---"I HATE HOSPITALS!!!!"
luv kanga---Jen can't reply 'cos she fell orf her chair readin this--lol