Humor
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Cancer joke
An older man goes to the doctor, and the doc tells him, "well, I've got bad news and worse news".. The man says " jeez what's the bad news?" Doc says "you have cancer". The man says" oh no, what's the WORSE news?!" The doc says " I'm sorry to say you have Alzheimers". The man says " well, at least I don't have cancer"..…
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Diarrhea
"Diarrhea is like the Jazz of bowel movements" Someone said this the other day. I thought it was hilarious...
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Things you probably shouldn't say to a cancer patient
Great article from Christopher Hitchens from Vanity Fair
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New Name
When being wheeled into the OR to have my right testicle removed the nurses and everyone were trying to keep things light. When they got me into the OR I told them that after the procedure they would have to call me by my new Chinese name "One Hung Low". They got quite a chuckle over that.
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New Car
The son goes to his father and says he would like a new car, that all of his friends have one. The father says that if he brings up his grades, reads his bible and cuts his hair that he would get him a car. "Let's check the grades in nine weeks," the father says. The nine weeks go by and the son comes to the father to…