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JayAur
Posts: 9
Joined: Aug 2017

Trust your tailor!

Guy goes to his MD, “Doc, i’m having terrible headaches.”

Doctor gives him prescription strength Ibuprofen and come back in 2 weeks.

Two weeks pass, ”Doc, i’m still having terrible headaches.”

Doctor gives him Imitrex and come back in 2 weeks.

Two weeks pass, “Doc, i’m still having terrible headaches.”

Doctor says nothing else he can give, but an MD in New York does only headaches...and...has a 100%  success rate in finding cause and the cure!

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Froggy32
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Joined: Jun 2017

Bet my husband made.

my late husband had testicular cancer in 1982. He had the right one removed and didn't have to have anything else done. One night he and my brother were at a bar and drinking and joking around with some other guys. they were making silly bets with each other. My hubby said, I bet you $1.00 for each niche apart my nuts are. The other guy was like ok! I will take that bet. So he said an inch. He told him he was way off, one was in Little Rock and the other one that he still had was in about 150 miles from there. Lol! Needless to say, he didn't pay up. 

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KimDee
Posts: 7
Joined: Feb 2017

No Hair but tempted to go into a hair salon...

... take off my hat, point to my bald head and ask, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THIS?  

In the last few weeks, I keep seeing salons and I want to walk in and ask this question.  

(I just showed this to my husband, who commented I am my fathers daughter. He's an amputee, right hand gone - and I remember so many times someone would offer to shake his hand, and he'd offer a stump and enjoy watching their confusion)

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anne_janevret
Posts: 12
Joined: Mar 2017

Hello!

Hello everyone! I just signed up.. I can't find any introduction board...

I hope it's ok to post here. I am glad to be a part of this forum community.. :)

 

CSN_Anne
Posts: 41
Joined: Sep 2016

Private Message Spam

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Thank you to all of you who have alerted us to the PM spamming from earlier today. I apologize for the inconvenience. While we do have securities in place, we are not always able to catch all spam, and we are trying to figure out how this one got around our system. If you received a message from jegac1 please do respond to it or share any of your information.

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jjboychicago
Posts: 2
Joined: Dec 2016

What my kids say

Dad, stop yelling at us you'll get cancer again.

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hannajw
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Joined: Nov 2016

Hi

Howdy everyone.

CSN Support Team
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Joined: Sep 2014

Private Message Spam

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Thank you to those who've alerted us to the spamming from earlier today, and we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all spam. We are currently working on measures to try and block this. If you received a message, please do not respond or share any of your information. 

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Ray_D
Posts: 8
Joined: Jan 2015

Funny/Lame cancer experience

I just joined CSN about a week ago- her'e a sort of funny story from the blog I've started on CSN:

My wife walked out on me in the middle of my treatment for prostate cancer (that's not funny!) She was suppose to be my ride to/from the hospital for two different day surgery seed implants. I had my ex (prior wife) take me instead- very nice of her. She really helped me out in a tough time. A little irony can be be enjoyable.

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CSN_LauraE
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Joined: Aug 2014

Discussion Board and Chat Spam

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Thank you to those who've alerted us to the spamming from earlier today and we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all spam. We are currently working on measures to try and block this kind of discussion board and chat spamming. If you received a message about a cure for cancer, please do not respond or share any of your information. 

This user has been blocked.

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