Living to old age after a Neph
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icemantoo
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I recently had to choose a new doctor, and after several visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
Hmmm. Being a little concerned over that turn of phrase, I asked, "Do you think I'll live to be 82?"
"Do you smoke, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?" she asked. "Oh, no," I replied, "and I don't use drugs either."
Then she asked, "Do you often eat rib-eye steaks and barbequed ribs?" "Not often," I replied. "My previous doctor said that too much red meat is unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun: golfing sailing, swimming, fishing or riding a bike?" "Absolutely not," I affirmed.
And then she asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "Nope, not really," said I.
After an uncomfortable pause, she put down her clipboard, looked me in the eye and said, "Then why
do you even give a ****?"
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