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Cancer found at Bingo

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foxhd
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Did you hear about the old lady that found out about having cancer when playing Bingo?

The good news is it was

B-9.

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medic1971
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Cool

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icemantoo
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In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

 

 

Icemantoo

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Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary too! I do hope he is ok....

Pandabear1011
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Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

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I love the joke threads :)

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Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

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Thanx for brightening my day!  Money Mouth

Donna~

 

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English is my primary language and it too me a minute to get it... Embarassed

mrou50
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We could sure use some good wine to go with that cheesey joke, but funny none the less.

 

Mark

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I don't get itCry

English is not my primary language, need help Innocent

 

 

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In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

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and I bet THAT joke was not even inspired by drugs...

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I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

Nancy

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Good one, Foxy! I haven't heard that one B-4!

Hugs

Jojo

 

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My rimshot is broken.

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