Cancer found at Bingo

foxhd
foxhd Member Posts: 3,181

Did you hear about the old lady that found out about having cancer when playing Bingo?

The good news is it was

B-9.

Comments

  • medic1971
    medic1971 Member Posts: 213 Member
    LOL

    Cool

  • db8ne1
    db8ne1 Member Posts: 142
    LIKE

    Cool

  • icemantoo
    icemantoo Member Posts: 3,359 Member
    db8ne1 said:

    LIKE

    Cool

    Where is Garym?

    In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

     

     

    Icemantoo

  • angec
    angec Member Posts: 924
    icemantoo said:

    Where is Garym?

    In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

     

     

    Icemantoo

    Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary

    Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary too! I do hope he is ok....

  • Pandabear1011
    Pandabear1011 Member Posts: 123
    Hahahaha....

    Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

  • APny
    APny Member Posts: 1,995 Member

    Hahahaha....

    Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

    I love the joke threads :)

    I love the joke threads :)

  • Allochka
    Allochka Member Posts: 993 Member
    APny said:

    I love the joke threads :)

    I love the joke threads :)

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

  • hardo718
    hardo718 Member Posts: 853
    Allochka said:

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

    JACKPOT!!

    Thanx for brightening my day!  Money Mouth

    Donna~

     

  • medic1971
    medic1971 Member Posts: 213 Member
    Allochka said:

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

    Me too

     

    English is my primary language and it too me a minute to get it... Embarassed

  • mrou50
    mrou50 Member Posts: 389
    LOL

    We could sure use some good wine to go with that cheesey joke, but funny none the less.

     

    Mark

  • foroughsh
    foroughsh Member Posts: 779
    I don't get it
    English is not

    I don't get itCry

    English is not my primary language, need help Innocent

     

     

  • APny
    APny Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    foroughsh said:

    I don't get it
    English is not

    I don't get itCry

    English is not my primary language, need help Innocent

     

     

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

  • Jan4you
    Jan4you Member Posts: 1,330 Member
    APny said:

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

    and I bet THAT joke was not

    and I bet THAT joke was not even inspired by drugs...

  • Bonngo
    Bonngo Member Posts: 79
    (No subject)

    Smile

  • foroughsh
    foroughsh Member Posts: 779
    APny said:

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

    Thank you

    Kiss

  • nancybuck
    nancybuck Member Posts: 117
    The Rat Pack

    I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

    Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

    Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

    I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

    Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

    Nancy

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    nancybuck said:

    The Rat Pack

    I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

    Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

    Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

    I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

    Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

    Nancy

    Good one, Foxy! I haven't

    Good one, Foxy! I haven't heard that one B-4!

    Hugs

    Jojo

     

  • cakelady
    cakelady Member Posts: 63
    oof.

    My rimshot is broken.