Some Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

survivorbc09
survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” asks the snake. The bartender says, “Because you can’t hold your liquor…”

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”

Hugs, Jan

Comments

  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    LOL

    All 3 are hilarious!  Thanks Jan!

  • kmenurse
    kmenurse Member Posts: 217
    Noel said:

    LOL

    All 3 are hilarious!  Thanks Jan!

    My granddaughter loves blond

    My granddaughter loves blond jokes gotta remember that one...lol  Oh and yes she is blond but not dumb...lol

  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    The computer one was a gem.

    The computer one was a gem.  Thanks.

  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    SIROD said:

    The computer one was a gem.

    The computer one was a gem.  Thanks.

    Blonde jokes are always the

    Blonde jokes are always the best!  Thanks!

  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    Alexis F said:

    Blonde jokes are always the

    Blonde jokes are always the best!  Thanks!

    :)

    Yes, they made me laugh! 

  • gagee
    gagee Member Posts: 332
    Super blonde joke......Diana

    Super blonde joke......Diana

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    gagee said:

    Super blonde joke......Diana

    Super blonde joke......Diana

    ... Funny!

    Gotta love those blond jokes ---!  Yes, I am a blond as well.

     

    Vicki Sam

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    gagee said:

    Super blonde joke......Diana

    Super blonde joke......Diana

    Love them!

    Love them!

  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    Kylez said:

    Love them!

    Love them!

    I love jokes and funnies!  I

    I love jokes and funnies!  I never get enough of these posts!