How to Live Fovever

tommaseena

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769

July 2011 in Breast Cancer #1

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their ****!"

"You crafty ****," said the fairy.

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aysemari Member Posts: 1,596 Member

July 2011 #2

Hahhaa
Great one! Thank you, what a great way to start my day.
Grinning cheek to cheek.

Thanks a lot!

Ayse

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skipper54 Member Posts: 936 Member

July 2011 #3

aysemari said:
Hahhaa
Great one! Thank you, what a great way to start my day.
Grinning cheek to cheek.

Thanks a lot!

Ayse
Needed that this morning!
I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.

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missrenee Member Posts: 2,136 Member

July 2011 #4

skipper54 said:
Needed that this morning!
I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.
I like it!
That oughta be a really long time (a, like never)!

Hugs, Renee

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SueRelays Member Posts: 485

July 2011 #5

LOVE IT!!!!

LOVE IT!!!!

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mamolady Member Posts: 796 Member

July 2011 #6

Excellent!
I loved this!

Cindy

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mwallace1325 Member Posts: 806

July 2011 #7

mamolady said:
Excellent!
I loved this!

Cindy
That's great
I loved that. Thanks.

marge

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Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413

July 2011 #8

Love it!!!

Love it!!!

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poplolly Member Posts: 346

July 2011 #9

Thanks so much for that good
Thanks so much for that good laugh. The only thing that's awful is that it's true!!

Judy

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VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member

July 2011 #10

poplolly said:
Thanks so much for that good
Thanks so much for that good laugh. The only thing that's awful is that it's true!!

Judy
I so enjoyed this .. Margo
Thank you .. !

Vicki Sam

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DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member

July 2011 #11

missrenee said:
I like it!
That oughta be a really long time (a, like never)!

Hugs, Renee
Like it!
Like it!

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