have you pooped anywhere unusual ? its time for some poop stories.
while over in fiji, i pooped at midnight under the stars on the dirt road.
but, the most embarrasing was a week earlier in fiji, on another dirt road.
my son had a 40.4 degree temperature, so we went to the village hospital.
he got some antibiotics. on the way home with sick kid and wife the bowels were really bad.
after stopping the taxi a few times and pooing beside the sugar cane fields. we got within 5 km of the resort, i had to go again so decided to walk the rest of t he way home.
so while pooping, this old farmer road past on the donkey. the donkey looked, the old guy did not even smile.
i just squatted and contemplated what a lovelly day i was having.
i am interested in any other humerous pooping or bag stories.
hugs,
pete
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OMG....
Hey Pete....... Glad you had a nice vacation..... "poop" calls and all..lol. I was trying on a $200.00 dress in the dressing room at a very high end store. The poop urge hit... well, that was the problem...there wasn't an urge.... just started oozing. Crossed my legs... begged the man.... pucker string just wasn't there. I could not get the dress off before getting it all over it....finally said the heck with it and used the dress to clean up with...omg.. I just knew people had to be smelling it. To make matters worse I laugh when I get nervous.... so here I am in this high class store...crapping all over the room..myself..the dress...and stinking...and laughing... I was scared to come out. I thought "my gosh..they are going to arrest me for destroying this property" I thought about paying for it but YEAH RIGHT.... what kind of scene would that have been. I basically ran out...didn't stop till I got to my car....and no...never been back to that store and never will.
Jennie0 -
Jennieidlehunters said:OMG....
Hey Pete....... Glad you had a nice vacation..... "poop" calls and all..lol. I was trying on a $200.00 dress in the dressing room at a very high end store. The poop urge hit... well, that was the problem...there wasn't an urge.... just started oozing. Crossed my legs... begged the man.... pucker string just wasn't there. I could not get the dress off before getting it all over it....finally said the heck with it and used the dress to clean up with...omg.. I just knew people had to be smelling it. To make matters worse I laugh when I get nervous.... so here I am in this high class store...crapping all over the room..myself..the dress...and stinking...and laughing... I was scared to come out. I thought "my gosh..they are going to arrest me for destroying this property" I thought about paying for it but YEAH RIGHT.... what kind of scene would that have been. I basically ran out...didn't stop till I got to my car....and no...never been back to that store and never will.
Jennie
Oh Jennie, I am sorry for what you went through, this reminds me of the scene in the movie Bridesmaids, where the bride poops in the middle of the street with the wedding dress on. Food posioning. I am a anal cancer survivor and many of times I have not made it home and had to go in the car, in my pants. Oh well, I have been fortunate not to have this happen to me in public, other than the time I was walking around my block and suddenly before I could get home, well you know, I am just thankful none of my neighbors stopped me to talk. I have to laugh about it, as there is nothing else we can do. I wish us all well. Lori0 -
ONG Jennie! Luckily, I havez said:Jennie
Oh Jennie, I am sorry for what you went through, this reminds me of the scene in the movie Bridesmaids, where the bride poops in the middle of the street with the wedding dress on. Food posioning. I am a anal cancer survivor and many of times I have not made it home and had to go in the car, in my pants. Oh well, I have been fortunate not to have this happen to me in public, other than the time I was walking around my block and suddenly before I could get home, well you know, I am just thankful none of my neighbors stopped me to talk. I have to laugh about it, as there is nothing else we can do. I wish us all well. Lori
ONG Jennie! Luckily, I made it each time! BARELY! Must be all the bananas I eat!0 -
now thats a poop storyidlehunters said:OMG....
Hey Pete....... Glad you had a nice vacation..... "poop" calls and all..lol. I was trying on a $200.00 dress in the dressing room at a very high end store. The poop urge hit... well, that was the problem...there wasn't an urge.... just started oozing. Crossed my legs... begged the man.... pucker string just wasn't there. I could not get the dress off before getting it all over it....finally said the heck with it and used the dress to clean up with...omg.. I just knew people had to be smelling it. To make matters worse I laugh when I get nervous.... so here I am in this high class store...crapping all over the room..myself..the dress...and stinking...and laughing... I was scared to come out. I thought "my gosh..they are going to arrest me for destroying this property" I thought about paying for it but YEAH RIGHT.... what kind of scene would that have been. I basically ran out...didn't stop till I got to my car....and no...never been back to that store and never will.
Jennie
dear jennie,
i doubt anyone can top your story, its awesome. congratulations.
and the prize a gift certificate for $100 but only one catch. whats the name and address of the store. if you want the prize you gotta go back.
any other great poop stories out there????????/
hugs,
pete0 -
whats cancer phil, i forgotPhillieG said:Poop
I never pooped in MY pants but once I pooped in someone else's pants!
Poop posts, People being discriminated against for playing online games at work posts!
WTH is going on???
Are we all done with cancer?
I certainly hope so!
;-)
hi phil,
oh i know that the reason i goto the loo soooo much now.
as monty python said, always smile on the brightside of life.
hugs,
pete0 -
A friend of mine has MS. He
A friend of mine has MS. He has called me to help him get back up on a chair, to help clean him up, etc... Once while helping him I pooped myself. He asked me what I was going to say to anyone else. I told him I am taking this story to the grave! We both laughed.
I also came home from an appointment and traffic was really bad. I pooped and peed all over myself a block before I got home. The neighbor kids were playing in my and their yard when I came home. I ended up driving around the block a couple of times before they went in and I parked and ran into the house completely soaking wet.
My wife asked what happened. I told her not my proudest moment, and we laughed.
Best Always,
mike0 -
oh no Jennieidlehunters said:OMG....
Hey Pete....... Glad you had a nice vacation..... "poop" calls and all..lol. I was trying on a $200.00 dress in the dressing room at a very high end store. The poop urge hit... well, that was the problem...there wasn't an urge.... just started oozing. Crossed my legs... begged the man.... pucker string just wasn't there. I could not get the dress off before getting it all over it....finally said the heck with it and used the dress to clean up with...omg.. I just knew people had to be smelling it. To make matters worse I laugh when I get nervous.... so here I am in this high class store...crapping all over the room..myself..the dress...and stinking...and laughing... I was scared to come out. I thought "my gosh..they are going to arrest me for destroying this property" I thought about paying for it but YEAH RIGHT.... what kind of scene would that have been. I basically ran out...didn't stop till I got to my car....and no...never been back to that store and never will.
Jennie
Oh Jennie,
I cannot believe your story- poor you! Actually, poor salesperson who went in the dressing room to find poop all over the dress- I can't imagine?!
You're brave to share that story, but that's what we do here, I guess, huh- lol!!
I've now gone a few times in my pants in the car- no fun. One time the urge hit as my daughter and I were about to enter a clothing store. I told her I gotta go quick- so back to the car we went and I drove to the other end of the parking lot where there was a Carl's Jr. restaurant. As I walked through the door, everything started coming out in my pants. I basically stepped out of my underwear and put them in the trash dispenser in the stall- thank goodness there was one there. I then proceeded to clean up and it wasn't easy with just dry toilet paper & teenagers waiting outside the stall gagging and giggling. I was mortified. The other time I went in the car all over myself was in my mom's car on the way home from my recent hospital stay. We pulled into a McDonald's and at least this time I had my overnight bag from the hospital with a change of clothes and wet wipes. Such fun, eh??!!- NOT!0 -
laughing together is our best medicinethxmiker said:A friend of mine has MS. He
A friend of mine has MS. He has called me to help him get back up on a chair, to help clean him up, etc... Once while helping him I pooped myself. He asked me what I was going to say to anyone else. I told him I am taking this story to the grave! We both laughed.
I also came home from an appointment and traffic was really bad. I pooped and peed all over myself a block before I got home. The neighbor kids were playing in my and their yard when I came home. I ended up driving around the block a couple of times before they went in and I parked and ran into the house completely soaking wet.
My wife asked what happened. I told her not my proudest moment, and we laughed.
Best Always,
mike
And laughter is free
Thanks for sharing
Hugs,
Pete0 -
thanks for sharinglisa42 said:oh no Jennie
Oh Jennie,
I cannot believe your story- poor you! Actually, poor salesperson who went in the dressing room to find poop all over the dress- I can't imagine?!
You're brave to share that story, but that's what we do here, I guess, huh- lol!!
I've now gone a few times in my pants in the car- no fun. One time the urge hit as my daughter and I were about to enter a clothing store. I told her I gotta go quick- so back to the car we went and I drove to the other end of the parking lot where there was a Carl's Jr. restaurant. As I walked through the door, everything started coming out in my pants. I basically stepped out of my underwear and put them in the trash dispenser in the stall- thank goodness there was one there. I then proceeded to clean up and it wasn't easy with just dry toilet paper & teenagers waiting outside the stall gagging and giggling. I was mortified. The other time I went in the car all over myself was in my mom's car on the way home from my recent hospital stay. We pulled into a McDonald's and at least this time I had my overnight bag from the hospital with a change of clothes and wet wipes. Such fun, eh??!!- NOT!
Hi Lisa,
The stories and memories, life with adventure of crc.
Thank god for McDonald's toilets not their food.
Hugs,
Pete0 -
Unfortunately I have a story
We were out shopping one day, and I was feeling okay but when that moment hits it hits hard, I have very little control on some days and I just never know when those times will be. I started feeling like I had to go while we were in a store, I did actually go some, but for some reason I never get to just go once when it hits it usually takes about 3 times to the bathroom. We we left and its like a 40 min drive home, but it hit me again before we even got on the freeway, thank goodness, I saw a carl's Jr up a little ways but the traffic was bad so I had Wendy pull into a strip mall where I knew there would be a bathroom, but I knew the bathroom was a ways away, so I told her to pull up behind the dumptser I saw, I got out in broad day light, squated behind the dumpster and let it go, I was screaming at wendy to hand me some tissue, she was gagging from the smell (sensitive nose), I then got up and got the hell out of there. I can just imagine the person having to take out the trash what a surprise they found...Oh well Sh!t happens....
HUGS
Beth0 -
oh my god, you did n't dump behind the dumsterdorookie said:Unfortunately I have a story
We were out shopping one day, and I was feeling okay but when that moment hits it hits hard, I have very little control on some days and I just never know when those times will be. I started feeling like I had to go while we were in a store, I did actually go some, but for some reason I never get to just go once when it hits it usually takes about 3 times to the bathroom. We we left and its like a 40 min drive home, but it hit me again before we even got on the freeway, thank goodness, I saw a carl's Jr up a little ways but the traffic was bad so I had Wendy pull into a strip mall where I knew there would be a bathroom, but I knew the bathroom was a ways away, so I told her to pull up behind the dumptser I saw, I got out in broad day light, squated behind the dumpster and let it go, I was screaming at wendy to hand me some tissue, she was gagging from the smell (sensitive nose), I then got up and got the hell out of there. I can just imagine the person having to take out the trash what a surprise they found...Oh well Sh!t happens....
HUGS
Beth
Dear beth,
That's a gem. Thanks for sharing. Their must be a few more embarrassing tales.to tell.
Come everyone any other takers.
Hugs ,
Pete0 -
LMAO.pete43lost_at_sea said:oh my god, you did n't dump behind the dumster
Dear beth,
That's a gem. Thanks for sharing. Their must be a few more embarrassing tales.to tell.
Come everyone any other takers.
Hugs ,
Pete
Ive hit a few dirt
LMAO.
Ive hit a few dirt roads as well back in pre-surgury days. I travel alot in my work and had to hit a empty box in back of the van once.
Glad those days are gone, now with a permanent colostomy bag no more accidents for the most part.0 -
Craps at the casino
I wish I could say that I was playing craps...
My first overnight trip after I got out of the hospital was to a casino in Atlantic City. I was still on stool softeners and laxatives at that point.
I had been gambling and had a couple of Irish coffees down at the casino and felt a few faint rumblings. Rather than use the bathrooms on the casino floor, I decided to head back to my room.
We were staying at the Water Club which is a beautiful hotel attached to the Borgata, but a few minute walk from the gambling floor. As I made the walk, I started to realize that I may not have made the best decision. I was confident I would make it though...
I hustled to the elevator and was relieved it came quickly and was empty. Just as the doors were closing someone put a hand in to reopen them. About ten people then came on. I was gritting my teeth and clenching my cheeks as I watched them push seven different buttons below my floor! The people sharing that eight square feet had no idea of the peril they were in. That may have been the longest two minutes of my life.
Mercifully, the doors finally opened on my floor and I started waddling up the hall to my room. I was going to make it! As I put the key card in the door things let loose and I crapped my pants but good.
Luckily I had a plastic bag and a newspaper and bundled up my drawers and took a shower. Afterwards I headed back downstairs to donate more money and nonchalantly dropped the bag into a casino trash can.0 -
Stories
Some of these stories are so funny, but humiliating at the same time. We were in church and I was having a particularly bad day. Heading for the bathroom, didnt think that I was going to make it. Opened the door to the bathroom and opened the stall and pulling my pants down couldn't happen fast enough. Couldn't even sit down and pooped on the bathroom floor. It was so embarassing.
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I have been fortunate enoughAnnabelle41415 said:Stories
Some of these stories are so funny, but humiliating at the same time. We were in church and I was having a particularly bad day. Heading for the bathroom, didnt think that I was going to make it. Opened the door to the bathroom and opened the stall and pulling my pants down couldn't happen fast enough. Couldn't even sit down and pooped on the bathroom floor. It was so embarassing.
Kim
I have been fortunate enough that this has only happened to me in my home while trying to get to the toilet. and then I am still mortified!0 -
One night, A friend and Ikhl8 said:I have been fortunate enough
I have been fortunate enough that this has only happened to me in my home while trying to get to the toilet. and then I am still mortified!
One night, A friend and I were heading to Las Vegas, from Phoenix, she has IBS, and could not hold her bowels, she had the runs. We had to make about 6 stops, if not more. She was so embarrassed and would run out and go behind bushes. On the way home, she said OMG, those aren't much of a bush!! Well, I'm sure a lot of headlights got a view of a bush! lol0 -
my pooping
I’ve pooped on the side of the road on I-5. Pooped in or kitchen trashcan after I ran across the room jumping over a chair, knocking my little boy down, trying to make it to the ONLY bathroom that “NOBODY but me” can use. YA RIGHT. My wife was in it and it was coming out so I grabbed the nearest thing and it was our kitchen trash can. Pooped in my hand once or twice. Anybody want to shake hands? LOL. Pooped while on a hike to Golden & Silver falls here in Oregon. It wasn’t too bad but not much to wipe with and not being an outdoor person I’m lucky I didn’t get poison oak on my pooper. I could go on and on but just talking about it makes me want to go.0 -
LOLjust4Brooks said:my pooping
I’ve pooped on the side of the road on I-5. Pooped in or kitchen trashcan after I ran across the room jumping over a chair, knocking my little boy down, trying to make it to the ONLY bathroom that “NOBODY but me” can use. YA RIGHT. My wife was in it and it was coming out so I grabbed the nearest thing and it was our kitchen trash can. Pooped in my hand once or twice. Anybody want to shake hands? LOL. Pooped while on a hike to Golden & Silver falls here in Oregon. It wasn’t too bad but not much to wipe with and not being an outdoor person I’m lucky I didn’t get poison oak on my pooper. I could go on and on but just talking about it makes me want to go.
Pete, do u see what u created with this thread??0 -
this is your crc lifejanie1 said:LOL
Pete, do u see what u created with this thread??
Hi Janie,
Some posts are heavy and some funny, humiliation humbug, taking myself to seriously ain't me anymore.
I love the stories and the smiles, telling our most embarrassing tales is good for our souls.
Hugs to all the poopers.
Love,
Pete
Ps as my 5 year old just says "see you later alligator don't forget the toilet paper"0
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