Tell the Truth

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi on Seymour
> >> Street in Vancouver . It was raining and all the prostitutes were
> >> standing under the awnings.
> >>
> >> "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
> >>
> >> "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
> >>
> >> The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell
> >> him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for
> >> money.."
> >>
> >> The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"
> >>
> >> His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
> >> those women have?"
> >>
> >> "Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.

Comments

  • emamei
    emamei Member Posts: 146
    Hilarious!
    That made me laugh so hard :)

    BTW, are you Canadian?
  • smilingdeb
    smilingdeb Member Posts: 50
    emamei said:

    Hilarious!
    That made me laugh so hard :)

    BTW, are you Canadian?

    That was a good one
    That was a good one. Thank you for making me laugh cause I needed it

    Hugs,
    Deb
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    emamei said:

    Hilarious!
    That made me laugh so hard :)

    BTW, are you Canadian?

    No
    No I'm from Maine---Close to Canada though!!!
  • emamei
    emamei Member Posts: 146

    No
    No I'm from Maine---Close to Canada though!!!

    Vancouver
    I live in Vancouver, so this joke was that much funnier :)
  • gagee
    gagee Member Posts: 332
    Don't know where you all get
    Don't know where you all get these but it is nice to laugh. Thank You. Diana
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    loved it.

    loved it.
  • cavediver
    cavediver Member Posts: 607
    Thank you....
    needed that laugh today!
  • sea60
    sea60 Member Posts: 2,613
    Funny!
    Thanks for the chuckle!!


    Hugs,

    Sylvia
  • ladyg
    ladyg Member Posts: 1,577
    Thanks for
    Thanks for sharing.

    Hugs,
    Georgia
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member

    That was a good one
    That was a good one. Thank you for making me laugh cause I needed it

    Hugs,
    Deb

    Loved this one too!
    Jan

    Loved this one too!


    Jan
  • Lighthouse_7
    Lighthouse_7 Member Posts: 1,566 Member
    ladyg said:

    Thanks for
    Thanks for sharing.

    Hugs,
    Georgia

    Loved it!

    Loved it!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member

    Loved it!

    Loved it!

    Enjoyed this ...
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Vicki Sam
  • Lynn Smith
    Lynn Smith Member Posts: 1,264 Member
    VickiSam said:

    Enjoyed this ...
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Vicki Sam

    FUNNY
    I bet that taxi driver will keep his mouth shut the next time.I agree we all need a laugh.

    Lynn Smith
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    natly15 said:

    loved it.

    loved it.

    Loved it too!

    Loved it too!