Getting back to my normal

Guys I could not tell you this when I was using the hospital’s system. Too many eyes on me. Remember I told you I had already been out for a smoke. Well to get to the smoking spot you have to go down 8 floors and then out onto a U shaped court yard. Lot of windows around you.

So off I go with my IV cart for my first smoke. It was cold as hell out there. I get out the door and light up. Just about that time I pass out cold and fall, IV cart and all. I come to and my head is on a trash can along with the damn IV cart. I pick myself up and here is this sign that says. Thank you for not smoking as this is a smoke free campus.

So I try to act like I just tripped and sat on a bench as if nothing happened and just finished my smoke. I think it was just the shock of the cold and the hit off the cigarette that did it to me.

This morning I had an almost normal poop. I have had no sharts at all and can fart just like a normal old coot.

Now to add to my mental attitude recovery, I get a call from the brain doc this morning. They, after a closer look at my MRI, agree with my country doc in that the brain tumor looks benign. They now want to wait until end of January and do another MRI and see if it has changed in size. If it is benign, it should be the same size. He said it could have been in there for years. That would explain why I am wired a little different then most folks. The good part is I can keep/use the “tumor card” forever to get out of trouble.

Kerry