SEX AFTER DEATH

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion ... Marion"

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.. After supper; it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona

Comments

  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey Member Posts: 597 Member
    so funny
    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Snowkitty
    Snowkitty Member Posts: 295
    Didn't expect that one.
    Didn't expect that one. Thanks
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Snowkitty said:

    Didn't expect that one.
    Didn't expect that one. Thanks

    OH my Lord ... how funny!!! LMAO ..
    sorry for the Caps :-)


    Vicki Sam
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    VickiSam said:

    OH my Lord ... how funny!!! LMAO ..
    sorry for the Caps :-)


    Vicki Sam

    Another great one, Margo.
    Another great one, Margo. LOL
    Stef