Tell ya what I'm gonna do....

PhillieG
PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
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DISCLAIMER:
This website provides information on alternative health care and reliable products. If you read our information, and buy our product, you are doing so with the full knowledge that we are not licensed medical doctors. Without making any rambling on about government intervention, drug companies, the FDA, the FTC, or anyone else, we want to let you know that the product and information we provide are for self-education, research, and personal purposes only.


MY Disclaimer:
So now we don't have to use costly chemo, herbs, or messy veggies. If you just search the internet there are hundreds of eager folks out there who want to help us!


APRIL FOOLS DAY! ;-)

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY BUT THIS IS FROM AND ACTUAL WEBSITE.
We ALL have to proceed with caution and do what WE EACH feel we need to do.

-phil

PS: Someone please let me know if this works!
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Comments

  • maglets
    maglets Member Posts: 2,576 Member
    yesireeee
    yesireee Phil flashing and looking good

    sign me up :):):)

    mags
  • just4Brooks
    just4Brooks Member Posts: 980 Member
    I have healing rocks ONLY $99.99
    Anybody want to buy one? You just hit yourself on the head a few time and all your worries will go away. Execpt for the pain on your head!!

    Thanks for the laugh Phill
    Brooks
  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
    Good One
    Love it Phil. Like last week someone was on here selling stuff. He said call him for details. I googled the number and sure enough some company selling a miracle cure. Even said "money back" if didn't work. Geez, if it didn't work wouldn't be here to get our money back.

    Who the heck flagged your post, I found it refreshing, need a good laugh sometimes.

    Brooks - do you take debit cards?

    Take care - Tina
  • Jaylo969
    Jaylo969 Member Posts: 824 Member
    geotina said:

    Good One
    Love it Phil. Like last week someone was on here selling stuff. He said call him for details. I googled the number and sure enough some company selling a miracle cure. Even said "money back" if didn't work. Geez, if it didn't work wouldn't be here to get our money back.

    Who the heck flagged your post, I found it refreshing, need a good laugh sometimes.

    Brooks - do you take debit cards?

    Take care - Tina

    I was gonna post
    but looks like some sour puss has flagged your post and I seriously don't want to get involved...except to say somebody needs to lighten up. Laughter is good medicine. Try it. It helps the old sourpuss syndrome.
  • just4Brooks
    just4Brooks Member Posts: 980 Member
    Flagged.. OMG
    Somebody is nuts!!
  • karguy
    karguy Member Posts: 1,020 Member
    Thank you
    Thank you for a good laugh,you have to have a sense of humor,or you will die a bitter person that no one will remember.
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
    sell magic logs
    Phill could we sell some of my magic logs. also how do you tell if you have been flaged???

    And who would do it on this one. The sad part is some people believe that kind of crud.

    Kerry
  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    Kerry S said:

    sell magic logs
    Phill could we sell some of my magic logs. also how do you tell if you have been flaged???

    And who would do it on this one. The sad part is some people believe that kind of crud.

    Kerry

    I Really....
    Can not believe this post was flagged...maybe it was someone from the company themselves ;)

    Kerry, if you look at the bottom of the posts to the right, you'll see a "Report As Offensive" link, if you click on it, it turns into "Flagged" so if you look at Phil's post, it says "Flagged" on the bottom right.

    Hugsss!
    ~Donna
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
    Shayenne said:

    I Really....
    Can not believe this post was flagged...maybe it was someone from the company themselves ;)

    Kerry, if you look at the bottom of the posts to the right, you'll see a "Report As Offensive" link, if you click on it, it turns into "Flagged" so if you look at Phil's post, it says "Flagged" on the bottom right.

    Hugsss!
    ~Donna

    I just learned you have to log in to see it.
    I just learned you have to log in to see it. I am on real slow dial up and I don't log in unless I am going to post. You get slow speed 26K when you live 20 miles from town.
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    :-(
    The best way to fight cancer is to be a sourpuss. It's a fact!
    Maybe it will be removed, maybe it won't. Just because it was flagged doesn't mean it's gone, it just means that someone didn't like it (or me).
    Se la vie!
    (la vie)
    Everyone else, glad you "got the joke" and keep smiling.

    ;-)

  • maglets
    maglets Member Posts: 2,576 Member
    PhillieG said:

    :-(
    The best way to fight cancer is to be a sourpuss. It's a fact!
    Maybe it will be removed, maybe it won't. Just because it was flagged doesn't mean it's gone, it just means that someone didn't like it (or me).
    Se la vie!
    (la vie)
    Everyone else, glad you "got the joke" and keep smiling.

    ;-)

    aaww phil
    I thought it was very funny so funny I will correct your French

    c'est la vie....you know those Canadians thehhhh

    honestly if I couldn't laugh at cancer...I don't know...lighten up
    mags
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    maglets said:

    aaww phil
    I thought it was very funny so funny I will correct your French

    c'est la vie....you know those Canadians thehhhh

    honestly if I couldn't laugh at cancer...I don't know...lighten up
    mags

    Pardon my French!
    I always get that one wrong!
    Thanks, I'll have to write it down.
    Humor is probably one of the best defenses we have. I mean that MOST of us have...
    -p
  • Hatshepsut
    Hatshepsut Member Posts: 336 Member
    A Cautionary Tale....
    Hi Phil:

    Made me laugh.

    Thank you for the reminder that all people, and particularly vulnerable people who face serious illnesses, need to be very careful when reading Internet (or any other) promises of cures.

    That anyone would try to "flag" such a message is just plain sad.

    Hatshepsut
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    Kerry S said:

    sell magic logs
    Phill could we sell some of my magic logs. also how do you tell if you have been flaged???

    And who would do it on this one. The sad part is some people believe that kind of crud.

    Kerry

    Magic Logs???
    I'm in...
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member

    A Cautionary Tale....
    Hi Phil:

    Made me laugh.

    Thank you for the reminder that all people, and particularly vulnerable people who face serious illnesses, need to be very careful when reading Internet (or any other) promises of cures.

    That anyone would try to "flag" such a message is just plain sad.

    Hatshepsut

    True, that was the point of the post
    People are often preying ON us, not praying for us...
    Is today Flag Day? Oh wait, it's April Fools Day! That's it!
    or maybe it was the person who is trying to sell that piece of...equipment?
  • robinvan
    robinvan Member Posts: 1,012
    Had Me Fooled!
    Made my April Fool's Day! Thanks for the laugh!

    TTFN Rob; in Vancouver
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    robinvan said:

    Had Me Fooled!
    Made my April Fool's Day! Thanks for the laugh!

    TTFN Rob; in Vancouver

    Half a joke
    The company really is trying to sell this as a cure. Not sure who the joke is on!
    April Fools
    -p
  • robinvan
    robinvan Member Posts: 1,012
    PhillieG said:

    Half a joke
    The company really is trying to sell this as a cure. Not sure who the joke is on!
    April Fools
    -p

    Hi Phil...

    I posted a little "April Fools" cartoon for you on my expressions page...

    Nice Hat!

    TTFN... Rob; in Vancouver

    "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
    Japanese Proverb
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    robinvan said:

    Hi Phil...

    I posted a little "April Fools" cartoon for you on my expressions page...

    Nice Hat!

    TTFN... Rob; in Vancouver

    "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
    Japanese Proverb

    You know Rob
    I wear this HAT!!!
    It's not (supposed to be) a joke
    ;-)
  • greybeard64
    greybeard64 Member Posts: 254
    PhillieG said:

    :-(
    The best way to fight cancer is to be a sourpuss. It's a fact!
    Maybe it will be removed, maybe it won't. Just because it was flagged doesn't mean it's gone, it just means that someone didn't like it (or me).
    Se la vie!
    (la vie)
    Everyone else, glad you "got the joke" and keep smiling.

    ;-)

    funny stuff!
    Oh the wonders offered by the snake oil salesmen, there is a special place in hell for people who make a fortune off of those who suffer already.
    Any way I thought it was great.
    I bet the flag came from either the Co. or from someone who didnt actually read the text all the way through. Knee jerk reaction with out all the info...certainly that wouldnt happen ;)
    thanks again for the chuckle...and I like the hat.