The Universe Solved, Part 2

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #2
    Thanks Margo...
    These are great!! ♥Pammy
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #3
    Akiss4me said:

    Thanks Margo...
    These are great!! ♥Pammy

    Daft Sod!
    You are completely NUTS! ..... I LOVE IT! Hugs Margo Jxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #4
    tasha_111 said:

    Daft Sod!
    You are completely NUTS! ..... I LOVE IT! Hugs Margo Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

    That is why
    That is why I'm here.
    Wait til tomorrow's joke.
    You are really going to love it.

    Hugs,
    Margo
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    #5
    Hey Margo
    YOu are completely nuts I agree!!!!! But we wouldnt have you any other way.

    Cant wait until tomorrow

    Hugs

    Linda T
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #6
    mlmjt1 said:

    Hey Margo
    YOu are completely nuts I agree!!!!! But we wouldnt have you any other way.

    Cant wait until tomorrow

    Hugs

    Linda T

    It took me a few mintues, but I got them all
    Fighting Chemo Brain right now .. it's 5:19 p.m. here in California and I just about ready for bed .. Sad.


    Thanks for the good laugh ..

    VickiSam
  • kathyrcady
    kathyrcady Member Posts: 27
    #7
    I loved this posting. Im new
    I loved this posting. Im new to this sight and could you tell me how to put a picture in the blue box next to the post. Thank you , and thanks for the fun post, Kathy
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #8
    kathyrcady said:

    I loved this posting. Im new
    I loved this posting. Im new to this sight and could you tell me how to put a picture in the blue box next to the post. Thank you , and thanks for the fun post, Kathy

    Thanks for another great
    Thanks for another great laugh Margo!

    HUGS
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #9
    Akiss4me said:

    Thanks Margo...
    These are great!! ♥Pammy

    LOL, love these!

    LOL, love these!
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #10
    survivorbc09 said:

    Thanks for another great
    Thanks for another great laugh Margo!

    HUGS

    Another funny Margo! Thank
    Another funny Margo! Thank you!

    Leeza
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #11
    DebbyM said:

    LOL, love these!

    LOL, love these!

    HEHE!
    Kylez ♥

    HEHE!

    Kylez ♥

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