OK Family of mine.........you asked for it...
A friend of mine is a Cop, He was following a car up Beacon Hill (leicestershire) Pronounced lester shure. and the driver appeared to be extremely intoxicated. The car was moving straight but the driver was swaying all over the place. Anyway he Pulled him over, asked him to get out of the car and take a breath test. The guy Fell out of the drivers side of the car and crawled about on his hands and knees until he eventually faced the cop and promptly threw-up on his shoes!
His wife (obviously the sober one of the pair) appeared from the passenger side of the car and tried to sort things out, Apologised to the Cop, tried to get her husband back into the car..Whislt all the time laughing her head off......The cop took her to one side and explained the severity of the offence and asked her why she thought it was so hilarious!
She wiped her eyes and told him...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
It's a Left Hand drive!
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EwwwwwwwwwwAlexis F said:LOL, thanks for the laugh
LOL, thanks for the laugh and welcome back. Which one are you in that picture Tasha? The one in the turquoise blouse on the left?
Oh God No!.........
She is really nice, she's my sis in law.
I am at the back , on the left, the twit in the baseball cap is my hugsband.....I'm sort of stood to the back and side of him...........This is the first pic of me that I have put on here......Nervous or what? LOL No I am the one wearing white, in the background. Are you horrified? Sorry all. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
EwwwwwwwwwwAlexis F said:LOL, thanks for the laugh
LOL, thanks for the laugh and welcome back. Which one are you in that picture Tasha? The one in the turquoise blouse on the left?
Oh God No!.........
She is really nice, she's my sis in law.
I am at the back , on the left, the twit in the baseball cap is my hugsband.....I'm sort of stood to the back and side of him...........This is the first pic of me that I have put on here......Nervous or what? LOL No I am the one wearing white, in the background. Are you horrified? Sorry all. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
LOL, I'm not horrified!!!!!!!!!!!!!tasha_111 said:Ewwwwwwwwww
Oh God No!.........
She is really nice, she's my sis in law.
I am at the back , on the left, the twit in the baseball cap is my hugsband.....I'm sort of stood to the back and side of him...........This is the first pic of me that I have put on here......Nervous or what? LOL No I am the one wearing white, in the background. Are you horrified? Sorry all. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm not horrified J! You are a cutie!
There is nobody looking immediately over your left shoulder, is there?????
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CRCR1954 said:LOL, I'm not horrified!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not horrified J! You are a cutie!
There is nobody looking immediately over your left shoulder, is there?????
CR
You are one lovely human being.........I love you! I hate having my pic taken, really self concious or what?
I am the blonde at the back left.......
Hiding.
Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
Yes..........tasha_111 said:CR
You are one lovely human being.........I love you! I hate having my pic taken, really self concious or what?
I am the blonde at the back left.......
Hiding.
Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I know, and you ARE a cutie!
However, have you ever tried enlarging the picture on your computer?? If you have, do you see anything else? Just curious.
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YAY - J's "Official" Joke of the Day is back! :-)
HA HA HA!!!
I wish I knew how to enlarge your new pic, as our more talented Cindy/CR can... Am curious about what she can see behind you?
J - you are a lovely and svelte woman. Although, like you, I also abhor having my photo taken!
Warm welcome back, dear J.
Kind regards, Susan0 -
I think it must be........Christmas Girl said:YAY - J's "Official" Joke of the Day is back! :-)
HA HA HA!!!
I wish I knew how to enlarge your new pic, as our more talented Cindy/CR can... Am curious about what she can see behind you?
J - you are a lovely and svelte woman. Although, like you, I also abhor having my photo taken!
Warm welcome back, dear J.
Kind regards, Susan
I think it must be J's guardian angel that I see. When I enlarge on my computer, it looks like the face/head of a young woman just above J's head on the left side.
Dunno...
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I'm bummedtasha_111 said:Ewwwwwwwwww
Oh God No!.........
She is really nice, she's my sis in law.
I am at the back , on the left, the twit in the baseball cap is my hugsband.....I'm sort of stood to the back and side of him...........This is the first pic of me that I have put on here......Nervous or what? LOL No I am the one wearing white, in the background. Are you horrified? Sorry all. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You are so far back I can't see you !! and i've waited so long! I tried to enlarge the pic... wouldn't work! I want to see you up-close and personal!! luv ya, jackie0 -
CRCR1954 said:I think it must be........
I think it must be J's guardian angel that I see. When I enlarge on my computer, it looks like the face/head of a young woman just above J's head on the left side.
Dunno...
CR
Please tell us how to enlarge it!! love ya, jackie0 -
Oh, I saved........rjjj said:CR
Please tell us how to enlarge it!! love ya, jackie
I right clicked on the pic and saved it to my pictures on my computer. Then when you bring it up from your pictures, you should see something along the bottom of the picture....a magnifying glass or some other icon that will let you enlarge it.
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Nobody elseCR1954 said:Oh, I saved........
I right clicked on the pic and saved it to my pictures on my computer. Then when you bring it up from your pictures, you should see something along the bottom of the picture....a magnifying glass or some other icon that will let you enlarge it.
CR
I can't see anyone else. I have 'Him" in front of me lloking grim and his brother to my left, with a face like a smacked arse.
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J! I can see you...................tasha_111 said:Nobody else
I can't see anyone else. I have 'Him" in front of me lloking grim and his brother to my left, with a face like a smacked arse.
Hugs J
I can see you better with your new pic! And you are the cutie that I knew you were!
Is your hair naturally wavy? Mine never was and I was always envious of people who had wavy hair. But now that mine is really starting to come in, it has a bit of a wave. Waiting to see how it ends up.
LOL! A face like a smacked arse!! OMG, where do you come up with these??!!
Giant hugs,
CR0 -
HairCR1954 said:J! I can see you...................
I can see you better with your new pic! And you are the cutie that I knew you were!
Is your hair naturally wavy? Mine never was and I was always envious of people who had wavy hair. But now that mine is really starting to come in, it has a bit of a wave. Waiting to see how it ends up.
LOL! A face like a smacked arse!! OMG, where do you come up with these??!!
Giant hugs,
CR
Hi CR....my hair was as straight as pumpwater before......Now I don't know what to do with it. It seems to have a mind of it's own.
Smacked arse?....we have all manner of sayings for people with unfortunate expressions.....Back end of a tram smash. Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Face like an unmade bed. Like a sack of spanners. Kite. Oh No.......I could go on forever, I guess we are just not very nice people......the Brits?
Hugs Jxxxxxxxx0 -
Hey, J...tasha_111 said:Hi Julie
I'm Julia.....
Thanks for the comment.......Hugs Jxxxxxx
Is that your hair pre- or post- chemo? Blond and wavy in the current photo?
Where's the BLACK HAIR WITH THE TURQUOISE STREAKS?!?!? (Just kidding, dear J!) :-)
Kind regards, Susan0 -
I think she said that otherChristmas Girl said:Hey, J...
Is that your hair pre- or post- chemo? Blond and wavy in the current photo?
Where's the BLACK HAIR WITH THE TURQUOISE STREAKS?!?!? (Just kidding, dear J!) :-)
Kind regards, Susan
I think she said that other pic wasn't her, didn't you Tasha? Nice to see you posting and showing a pic!0 -
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtasha_111 said:Hair
Hi CR....my hair was as straight as pumpwater before......Now I don't know what to do with it. It seems to have a mind of it's own.
Smacked arse?....we have all manner of sayings for people with unfortunate expressions.....Back end of a tram smash. Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Face like an unmade bed. Like a sack of spanners. Kite. Oh No.......I could go on forever, I guess we are just not very nice people......the Brits?
Hugs Jxxxxxxxx
Our Tash is back!0
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