Friday Giggles

JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hark! It's Friday again!

Here are some giggles to get the weekend under-way.

Have a great one!
Ying

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Dyslexic devil worshipper

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."

Comments

  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #2
    That should be called the Friday guffaw!

    If the first one is correct, there are a LOT of dyslexic devil worshippers out there. Can you believe it, I heard Christmas music in a store BEFORE Halloween! Unbelievable.

    Have a great weekend everyone.

    - SB
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    #3
    Too cute!! Thanks Ying!!

    Have a GREAT weekend.

    Hugs,

    Kerry

    P.S. Will I see you over the holidays?? (in Austi)
  • markatger
    markatger Member Posts: 314
    #4
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! cute and sick!!

    Thanks Ying : )
    Maria
  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    #5
    Thanks for the laughs Ying!

    Hugs,
    Stacy
  • vinny3
    vinny3 Member Posts: 928 Member
    #6
    Thanks Ying, I and my office really enjoy your jokes. An additional benefit is that usually I can remember them (they are stronger than chemo brain).
    ****
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #7
    Did you know that there is a group that believe that the holidays should be combined? I kid you not, there are "Santa Yenta" cards available!!!

    Thanks, Ying, for the smile!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • jsabol
    jsabol Member Posts: 1,145 Member
    #8
    Hi Ying,
    My lips are always chapped, but, thanks, I'll just carry chapstick! Judy
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  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #10
    Nihao from Beijing!!!

    That's Chinese for "Howdy ya'll!".

    I am in Beijing visiting my parents. I will post some pictures soon.

    So glad you guys like the jokes!

    I got chatting with the guy who sat next to me on the plane. Turned out he is a 24-year stage-4 testicular cancer survivor. He got it when he was 24. Now he's been NED for 20+ years. So I thought I needed to share that with you guys!

    Have a great weekend and check back for pictures in a few days.

    Kerry - I definitely hope to be able to make it to TX soon. I'll keep you posted on that.

    Cheers,
    Ying

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