Friday Giggles

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JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi Guys:

As expected, here are some giggles to help you roll into the weekend! Have a great one!

Cheers,
Ying


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Doe in the Woods

Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.


Sex Over-Easy

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.

Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky egg-lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely.

The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"

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  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
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    Oh, Ying....once again.....a GREAT way to start my day!!!!
    I had my port removed on Tuesday...the anesthesiologist sat with thumb on the plunger, ready to put me under, and of course I HAD to tell a joke....my fav....the 'Keep of the Grass' funny. I said the punch line, and HE punched the plunger! Goodnight, Gracie!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • Patrusha
    Patrusha Member Posts: 487
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    Hee hee hoo haw haw! Clutching my sides, Ying! Thanks!

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