Friday Giggles

JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi All:

I am back, fresh from a lovely vacation on Martha's Vineyard! On my trip to the East I also got to meet Beverly and Judy. What a big treat that was to have our very own mini-palooza!

Anyways, here are the giggles and have a great weekend!

Cheers,
Ying

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Escaped Midget!

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large!

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A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.

At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.

The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity.

At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Pennsylvania.

At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind.

At the end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. But, instead the man was singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton.

When the devil asked him why he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell - the Eagles must have won the Super Bowl!"

Comments

  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    Ying,

    TOO FUNNY!!! Glad you had a great time out east! Next mini-palooza at the end of Sept?? in San Francisco? I look forward to seeing you.

    Have a great weekend and thanks for making mine off to a good start.

    Hugs,

    Kerry
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    I love it and they won it without TO!!!!!!!

    Thanks Ying, good one!!!!

    Lisa P.
  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    Ying,

    Thank you once again for the giggles!

    Howard
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    ...and the Dodgers are No. 1!!!!!!

    Thanks again, Ying...and I'm so glad you had such a great time!

    Hugs, kathi