OK, I need to lighten the mood.
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That was hysterical!! Both
That was hysterical!! Both my mom and dad got a kick out of it! They are always taking their dentures in and out. The funny part is, they take the OUT to eat! Go figure!! Thanks for starting the day with laughter, it is the best medicine! Hope you are doing well...xo0 -
Must be. Seems Fox is happyClaraW said:Who's the grizzly old biker?
Is this account by any means anecdotal Mr Fox?
Must be. Seems Fox is happy as Larry now!0 -
Fox is happyTexas_wedge said:Must be. Seems Fox is happy
Must be. Seems Fox is happy as Larry now!
I know that you all know, that I am so fortunate. I am feeling good. Radiation over. Fatigue and pain are essentially gone. I've started exercising and running again. Golfing tomorrow. Who woulda ever thunk it? Yes,I am happy! Thinking positive.0 -
Happy, happy!foxhd said:Fox is happy
I know that you all know, that I am so fortunate. I am feeling good. Radiation over. Fatigue and pain are essentially gone. I've started exercising and running again. Golfing tomorrow. Who woulda ever thunk it? Yes,I am happy! Thinking positive.
I woulda thunk it Fox! Thrilled!!!0 -
Thanksfoxhd said:Thanks
Thanks Alice! Sometimes I just shake my head.
Count me as thrilled as Alice an' I woulda thunk it too - it couldn't have happened to a better man or been more richly deserved. Thank God you continue as the beacon for us all here for all the foreseeable future.0 -
Count me as thrilled asTexas_wedge said:Thanks
Count me as thrilled as Alice an' I woulda thunk it too - it couldn't have happened to a better man or been more richly deserved. Thank God you continue as the beacon for us all here for all the foreseeable future.
Count me as thrilled as Alice and TW! It is so wonderful to read the good news isn't it? You go out and have a great run and a fun game of golf! You earned it! WLF We love Fox!0 -
These posts should be requires reading for those of ue going thru surgery. Then again our stiches can only take so much,angec said:Count me as thrilled as
Count me as thrilled as Alice and TW! It is so wonderful to read the good news isn't it? You go out and have a great run and a fun game of golf! You earned it! WLF We love Fox!
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Two stories with teeth in them...foxhd said:Fox is happy
I know that you all know, that I am so fortunate. I am feeling good. Radiation over. Fatigue and pain are essentially gone. I've started exercising and running again. Golfing tomorrow. Who woulda ever thunk it? Yes,I am happy! Thinking positive.
You lighten the mood with your humor and brighten the mood with your story, I take my hat off to you.
Rock on,
Gary0 -
A little more mood lifting??garym said:Two stories with teeth in them...
You lighten the mood with your humor and brighten the mood with your story, I take my hat off to you.
Rock on,
Gary
A little more mood lifting?? MRS. Brown gets a bikini wax. Warning.. don't watch if you just had surgery, you might bust a gut.. This will surely lift your mood!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqfwYk-Gt1I 0 -
Uplifting video?!angec said:A little more mood lifting??
A little more mood lifting?? MRS. Brown gets a bikini wax. Warning.. don't watch if you just had surgery, you might bust a gut.. This will surely lift your mood!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqfwYk-Gt1I
Thanks Ange - it worked for me. Is this from a regular TV show?0 -
Vern...Texas_wedge said:Uplifting video?!
Thanks Ange - it worked for me. Is this from a regular TV show?
Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to This club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says..."Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Vern, you picked up a real witch this time."
VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY...0 -
Verngarym said:Vern...
Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to This club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says..."Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Vern, you picked up a real witch this time."
VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY...
Just too good - still hurting!
So glad we don't always have to wait until Friday though, Gary.0 -
Glad it worked! Yes, it isTexas_wedge said:Uplifting video?!
Thanks Ange - it worked for me. Is this from a regular TV show?
Glad it worked! Yes, it is in the UK I believe. We don't get it in the States. I retrieved this bit from Youtube.com. They have plenty of others. Everyone of their clips brings me tears! You can't be sad watching this.
We have more jokes below about Vern! Keep them coming!0 -
Mrs. Brown's Boysangec said:Glad it worked! Yes, it is
Glad it worked! Yes, it is in the UK I believe. We don't get it in the States. I retrieved this bit from Youtube.com. They have plenty of others. Everyone of their clips brings me tears! You can't be sad watching this.
We have more jokes below about Vern! Keep them coming!
Ange, how embarrassing is that - it's actually a current BBC1 show that my Wife and I had each noticed but which neither of us has ever watched - looks like another treat I've been missing - I'll have to catch up from the archives!0 -
Well, now you have a newTexas_wedge said:Mrs. Brown's Boys
Ange, how embarrassing is that - it's actually a current BBC1 show that my Wife and I had each noticed but which neither of us has ever watched - looks like another treat I've been missing - I'll have to catch up from the archives!
Well, now you have a new goal! Please do watch it, I know it will keep you laughing. I wish I can see them but they are not here. I think I may be able to order the cd. Enjoy!0 -
Gone fishing...garym said:Vern...
Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to This club before.
"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says..."Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Vern's wife, now furious, Grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Vern, you picked up a real witch this time."
VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY...
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Damn Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Now do whatever you want."
So, here I am. You guys want a beer?0 -
Gone Fishinggarym said:Gone fishing...
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Damn Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Now do whatever you want."
So, here I am. You guys want a beer?
Good laugh Ron!0 -
Poor Vern...Texas_wedge said:Vern
Just too good - still hurting!
So glad we don't always have to wait until Friday though, Gary.
Breeding bulls...
Vern and his wife went to the State Fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,...
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
His wife playfully nudged him in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,...
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
His wife gave him a healthy jab and said, "WOW~~~That's more than twice! a week! ............You could learn a lot from him Vern."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,...
in capital letters,...
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
His wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs, as she said,...
"That's once a day ..You could 'REALLY' learn something from this one Vern."
Vern looked at her and said,...
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
Vern's condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.0
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