Calling ALL Brave Souls For a Colon Calender **UPDATE** The MONTHS are all filled in. YEA!!!!

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  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    Nana b said:

    It's your duty to love your
    It's your duty to love your booty. Now we only need Jennifer Lopez!

    Thiughts
    There was a good point about butts hanging on some one"s wall. How about some Jean pics that fit your lifestyle? I can see Buzzard hanging out by the fishing pond with his levy jeans, Kerry cutting up some wood near the wood pile. But either way.. Too bad my tattoo is on the bottom of my cheeks not the top. Hey I can wear my Daisy Dukes...ok, that was 30 years ago! NOT!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    Nana b said:

    Thiughts
    There was a good point about butts hanging on some one"s wall. How about some Jean pics that fit your lifestyle? I can see Buzzard hanging out by the fishing pond with his levy jeans, Kerry cutting up some wood near the wood pile. But either way.. Too bad my tattoo is on the bottom of my cheeks not the top. Hey I can wear my Daisy Dukes...ok, that was 30 years ago! NOT!

    Actually
    Got a full butt, and it turned out darn good (you all are going to love September) so feel free to use your discretion (um, or lack of)LOL. Feel free to use the bottom half and not the top half!!
    For 2012 we can use the blue jean thing, no reason to remain stuck on one idea, but for 2011, it's the bare butt.
    Winter Marie
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    CanadaSue said:

    Great slogans
    Kathy,

    Great slogans,

    Butt can't see me buying one of these calender......

    Spongee Bob showing off his war wounds yes, looking at butts in the morning not a chance......

    Scars
    I don't think I could stand the idea of waking up and looking at someone's scars. I mean grab a cup of coffee look at the calendar on the wall on a fine sunny morning and, well.... I'd rather start my morning looking at someone's arse, then someone's memory of horror. This is why breast cancer has a step up on us, (well many steps) someone on colon cancer is trying to sell for research money; peoples scars, how many people actually buy that?
    We're trying to raise money for research for our cancers, not scare people into not talking about it. Why should OUR cancer be SCARY???? Scary enough, it's spoken in whispers, or not mentioned at all.
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    Nana b said:

    Thiughts
    There was a good point about butts hanging on some one"s wall. How about some Jean pics that fit your lifestyle? I can see Buzzard hanging out by the fishing pond with his levy jeans, Kerry cutting up some wood near the wood pile. But either way.. Too bad my tattoo is on the bottom of my cheeks not the top. Hey I can wear my Daisy Dukes...ok, that was 30 years ago! NOT!

    Forgot someone impotrant
    I think this is a great idea, Nana - Kerry in his overall, maybe eating a nice chunk of self found venision. By the way I just realized your moniker can have 2 meanings - You are a Nana (very important job), but you have also said "na-na" to cancer.
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    AnneCan said:

    Forgot someone impotrant
    I think this is a great idea, Nana - Kerry in his overall, maybe eating a nice chunk of self found venision. By the way I just realized your moniker can have 2 meanings - You are a Nana (very important job), but you have also said "na-na" to cancer.

    self shot
    venison isn't self found, LOL.
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member

    self shot
    venison isn't self found, LOL.

    I know
    I guess I meant was found at the shooting end of a rifle. I have a few hunters in my family here is the Great White North, My one BIL loves to hunt moose, but I am not sure how often I have been oftered moosemeat in the many years he has been married to my sister.
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    AnneCan said:

    I know
    I guess I meant was found at the shooting end of a rifle. I have a few hunters in my family here is the Great White North, My one BIL loves to hunt moose, but I am not sure how often I have been oftered moosemeat in the many years he has been married to my sister.

    I used to live in the Great White North
    I was raised in Alaska, moose was our "beef", at least three every year, 8 hunters in the family, from mother, to father, to all my brothers.
    Thank goodness my school buddies still send me my moose meat!!!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    AnneCan said:

    I know
    I guess I meant was found at the shooting end of a rifle. I have a few hunters in my family here is the Great White North, My one BIL loves to hunt moose, but I am not sure how often I have been oftered moosemeat in the many years he has been married to my sister.

    Dang double post
    double post
  • Jaylo969
    Jaylo969 Member Posts: 824 Member

    self shot
    venison isn't self found, LOL.

    I found one
    Driving down busy hwy 280 yesterday the man in front of me hit a huge buck ( or maybe the buck hit him?) The man had traffic stopped, was putting on his gloves to put the self found deer into his truck. Had the deer waited another second my little Toyota would have been trashed and the deer probably could have lived:(

    I've been thinking about this butt thing. I have an excellent butt for my age but I don't think I can do a pic of it and have it on a calendar. I absolutely WILL buy a calendar though when they are ready. WooT!!!

    We need a picture of Kerry on his bushwacker with his upper crack smiling at the world.

    -Pat
  • tina dasilva
    tina dasilva Member Posts: 641
    Jaylo969 said:

    I found one
    Driving down busy hwy 280 yesterday the man in front of me hit a huge buck ( or maybe the buck hit him?) The man had traffic stopped, was putting on his gloves to put the self found deer into his truck. Had the deer waited another second my little Toyota would have been trashed and the deer probably could have lived:(

    I've been thinking about this butt thing. I have an excellent butt for my age but I don't think I can do a pic of it and have it on a calendar. I absolutely WILL buy a calendar though when they are ready. WooT!!!

    We need a picture of Kerry on his bushwacker with his upper crack smiling at the world.

    -Pat

    if you need
    winter marie if you need one more butt i have one for you .ive always told jorge his butt looks like a heart so im sure he would take a picture of it .if your good i so want to buy one.
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member

    if you need
    winter marie if you need one more butt i have one for you .ive always told jorge his butt looks like a heart so im sure he would take a picture of it .if your good i so want to buy one.

    Slogan
    I woke up this morning thinking about a very extremely successful tv commercial we have here - don't know if you get it in the states. It is for "Buckley's" cough syrups - it is something like "Try Buckleys - it tastes terrible but it works". They update regularly with peolple showing by their faces that it doesn't taste good but they take it because they know it works. It made could we have something along the same line - like:

    COLONS ARE NOT SEXY - BUTT THEY NEED YOUR ATTENTION ALL THE SAME!
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    AnneCan said:

    Slogan
    I woke up this morning thinking about a very extremely successful tv commercial we have here - don't know if you get it in the states. It is for "Buckley's" cough syrups - it is something like "Try Buckleys - it tastes terrible but it works". They update regularly with peolple showing by their faces that it doesn't taste good but they take it because they know it works. It made could we have something along the same line - like:

    COLONS ARE NOT SEXY - BUTT THEY NEED YOUR ATTENTION ALL THE SAME!

    Don't be fooled, size does
    Don't be fooled, size does matter!
  • mommyof2kds
    mommyof2kds Member Posts: 519
    Nana b said:

    Don't be fooled, size does
    Don't be fooled, size does matter!

    How much do you think the
    How much do you think the calenders will cost. The idea is cracking me up.. such a fun idea.
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
    I am flattered by all these women wanting to see my old mans ****
    Not going to happen as the scary old woman has always said that I suffer from gaunt ****. With the weight loss from resection, I have no padding there at all. Not a pretty sight.

    Could have a photo of me with the chain saw. Caption would be “Before you go out in the woods you sharpen the chain – fill it with chain oil and fuel. Get your **** checked or you won’t be here to cut firewood next year.

    Kerry
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member

    if you need
    winter marie if you need one more butt i have one for you .ive always told jorge his butt looks like a heart so im sure he would take a picture of it .if your good i so want to buy one.

    Tina and Jorge
    Yep, I need that one more butt.
    Jorge has JUNE!!!!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member

    How much do you think the
    How much do you think the calenders will cost. The idea is cracking me up.. such a fun idea.

    cOST
    Between 4 and 5 dollars.
  • idlehunters
    idlehunters Member Posts: 1,787 Member

    cOST
    Between 4 and 5 dollars.

    Dang...thats cheap
    We gonna make research money with them being that cheap? I would think everyone would pay a few extra dollars since its going for such a good cause.... just saying

    Jennie
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member

    Dang...thats cheap
    We gonna make research money with them being that cheap? I would think everyone would pay a few extra dollars since its going for such a good cause.... just saying

    Jennie

    You sell more
    The cheaper, the more you sell. The cost to make at 2000 to start with is 1.68 a calendar. We don't want to price ourselves out of reach. I want people in every neighborhood to be able to afford it.
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    Kerry S said:

    I am flattered by all these women wanting to see my old mans ****
    Not going to happen as the scary old woman has always said that I suffer from gaunt ****. With the weight loss from resection, I have no padding there at all. Not a pretty sight.

    Could have a photo of me with the chain saw. Caption would be “Before you go out in the woods you sharpen the chain – fill it with chain oil and fuel. Get your **** checked or you won’t be here to cut firewood next year.

    Kerry

    Lol

    You eat chitlins...look again!

    Kerry they were only asking for the crack... Lol
  • Buzzard
    Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
    Nana b said:

    Lol

    You eat chitlins...look again!

    Kerry they were only asking for the crack... Lol

    If we can get Jennifer Lopez...I'll give my spot up in second !!
    Butt....Im already getting things done for the"shot"....I will have it to you next week , most likely Friday or sooner...Love to all.......Buzz