Joke--Am I a Polar Bear?

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, "Can I ask you a question dad?"

"Sure, son what is it?"

"Am I a real polar bear, Dad?" asks Junior.

Dad smiles and says, "Of course you are, son. Now go and play."

So off Junior goes again throws some snowballs at the seals but soon he's back.

"Hey Dad, are you sure I am a real polar bear? Is there not a wee bit of brown bear or black bear in me?"

Dad smiles again and says, "Look son you've got big hairy black feet, a white coat, and a black shiny nose...of course you're a polar bear....now go back and play."

Once again Junior runs off...slides down the ice....chases a couple of seagulls...after ten minutes of fun he returns with a puzzled look on his face.....

"Daaaad....are you absolutely sure I'm a polar bear?"

"Look son...I'm a polar bear, your mums a polar bear, your granny and grandpa were polar bears...why are you asking all these questions?"

Junior looks up and says...."Cause I'm freaking freezing! "

Comments

  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    GM Margo
    Love it! This is too cute! :-)
    ♥ Cat
  • linpsu
    linpsu Member Posts: 747
    love it
    Thanks for the chuckle - I needed a good one today!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    linpsu said:

    love it
    Thanks for the chuckle - I needed a good one today!

    Loved this !!! LMAO -- oooh out of the mouths of babe's
    Vicki Sam
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    VickiSam said:

    Loved this !!! LMAO -- oooh out of the mouths of babe's
    Vicki Sam

    Margo--I don't know where
    Margo--I don't know where you get all these jokes! Thank you, you've made many a day brighter and lighter for me.

    Sher
  • j2twin
    j2twin Member Posts: 28
    Sher43009 said:

    Margo--I don't know where
    Margo--I don't know where you get all these jokes! Thank you, you've made many a day brighter and lighter for me.

    Sher

    Needed the laugh. Thanks

    Needed the laugh. Thanks
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    j2twin said:

    Needed the laugh. Thanks

    Needed the laugh. Thanks

    adorable

    adorable