Had another great in office check up this morning

Kerry S
Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Had another great in office check up this morning. CEA (I be smoker) is a steady 1.6 with all blood work better then normal for an old guy. He did see one small polyp and will remove it on my annual colonoscopy. The human butt was designed for crap to go out. Not for 2X4s to go in. I’m telling you folks 500mg of percocet before an in office scope job really helps. I was stoned and did not feel a thing. One 500mg = one six pack. I like to dissolve them in water so it gets to the blood stream fast.

He said eating deer meat, as it is somewhat magical, and killing Al Gore’s trees, is doing it for me.

Diane darlin, Bambi can’t out run my .243.
Love ya
Kerry

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  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    Kerry,
    I am glad to hear you

    Kerry,

    I am glad to hear you had a good check-up! Sounds like the deer meat is working! Enjoy your good news!
  • Kathleen808
    Kathleen808 Member Posts: 2,342 Member
    Kerry
    Kerry, thanks for sharing your good news. (Run little deer, run!)

    Aloha,
    Kathleen
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