Diet .. Joke for Sunday

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1

I don't know what the heck is wrong w/ me but... I have been eating like a pig
lately... I think my hormones are out of wack!  May be I should try this
diet...what do you think?


>> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the
Stress that builds during the day


>>
>> Breakfast
>> 1 grapefruit
>> 1 slice whole wheat toast
>> 1 cup skim milk
>>
>> Lunch
>> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
>> 1 cup spinach
>> 1 cup herbal tea
>> 1 Hershey's kiss
>>
>> Afternoon Snack
>> The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
>> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
>>
>> Dinner
>> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
>> 2 loaves garlic bread
>> 1 family size supreme pizza
>> 3 Snickers Bars
>>
>> Late Night Snack
>> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>>


>> Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

Comments

  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    #2
    Love it!

    We can always use a good laugh!

  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #3
    Thank you, thank you!!!  I

    Thank you, thank you!!!  I needed a good laugh after my Saints lost. Cry  Well, there is always next year and I'm still a "Who Dat."  Now who do I root for?

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    CypressCynthia said:

    Thank you, thank you!!!  I

    Thank you, thank you!!!  I needed a good laugh after my Saints lost. Cry  Well, there is always next year and I'm still a "Who Dat."  Now who do I root for?

    .. "Who Dat." Nation will be back next Season --

    I would like to see the Bronco's and Seahawks --  new blood, new excitement for both Cities.   However, if San Fran 449ers continue to play strong - we may see them again in this year's Super Bowl.

    Love my Saints!  

    Vicki Sam ..  aka   Mrs. Peyton Manning

     

     

  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #5
    VickiSam said:

    .. "Who Dat." Nation will be back next Season --

    I would like to see the Bronco's and Seahawks --  new blood, new excitement for both Cities.   However, if San Fran 449ers continue to play strong - we may see them again in this year's Super Bowl.

    Love my Saints!  

    Vicki Sam ..  aka   Mrs. Peyton Manning

     

     

    My nephew thinks it will be

    My nephew thinks it will be Broncos vs Seahawks.  Then I guess I would have to cheer for Peyton because he is our hometown boy.  However, I have a lot of relatives cheering for those Seahawks, so I'm torn.  I love my Saints too.  Hope you had a very Happy Birthday!!!

  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #6
    Oh My, Brilliant, I will

    Oh My, Brilliant, I will stick with this diet for at least a fortnight.  Thanks J xx

     

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