I hate the Hubble telescope!

Galrim
Galrim Member Posts: 307
edited April 2013 in Kidney Cancer #1

2 1/2 year scan passed without remarks = NED. My 2 lung nodules are now definitely classified as benign after no changes for almost 3 years. Thumbs up on that.

Thas all dandy and nice of course, what I really need to vent about is that I HATE THAT "#%¤¤%&"% CYSTOSCOPY!!!! What did I do to deserve having the Hubble telescope inserted and pushed forcefully through my private parts?!?!?! Sigh...

Anyway, just ranting. I dont expect any replies, but will just wish you all a sunny and hopefully NED-full and telescope-free spring...Smile

/G

Ps. The nurse said that younger men often have more pain because theyre more "tight" down there. I took that as a compliment (she was young and quite pretty) given the fact that she said it to a grumpy looking 45-year old, lying stretched out with his pants off.

Comments

  • Djinnie
    Djinnie Member Posts: 945 Member
    OUCH!
     
    All the best
    Djinnie

    OUCH!

     

    All the best

    Djinnie

  • donna_lee
    donna_lee Member Posts: 1,041 Member
    Djinnie said:

    OUCH!
     
    All the best
    Djinnie

    OUCH!

     

    All the best

    Djinnie

    Worse than mine

    You win the prize for today.  As the nurse pulled on my thumb and I pulled the other way, the ortho inserted a needle into my wrist.  Didn't hurt until he started pushing cortisone into a space too small for all the fluid.  I only said s*** once.  Arthritis in a joint and favoring it has made more of the ligaments and tendons sore.  We'll see if this helps.

    Sorry for the indignaties.

    Donna

  • todd121
    todd121 Member Posts: 1,448 Member
    Modesty

    The docs seem to have the cure for that down.

    Todd

  • icemantoo
    icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
    Not fun

    G,

     

    Not fun. I think I was more scared of the scope than the surgery 2 days later. I wonder how discreet the nurses are when they discuss this procedure on their night out.

     

     

    Icemantoo

  • Galrim
    Galrim Member Posts: 307
    icemantoo said:

    Not fun

    G,

     

    Not fun. I think I was more scared of the scope than the surgery 2 days later. I wonder how discreet the nurses are when they discuss this procedure on their night out.

     

     

    Icemantoo

    Pretty un-discrete I suspect...

    I could imagine its on the top 5 conversation topics amongst urology nurses when they go for a night out...

    I just simply hate it to be honest. But got to deal with it as Im going to have it every year for the rest of my life...

    /G

    Ps. Thanks for lending an ear to my rantings on this... :-)

  • Texas_wedge
    Texas_wedge Member Posts: 2,798
    Galrim said:

    Pretty un-discrete I suspect...

    I could imagine its on the top 5 conversation topics amongst urology nurses when they go for a night out...

    I just simply hate it to be honest. But got to deal with it as Im going to have it every year for the rest of my life...

    /G

    Ps. Thanks for lending an ear to my rantings on this... :-)

    Nurses' stories

    Do they not throw ice around the relevant parts?(did with me).

    You have to remember it's not the size of the conversations that matters it's the quality Laughing

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    I dread the answer, but . . .

    How often do you have to visit the "Hubble?" Yell

  • Galrim
    Galrim Member Posts: 307
    MDCinSC said:

    I dread the answer, but . . .

    How often do you have to visit the "Hubble?" Yell

    I know the answer and it is indeed dreadful :-/

    Once a year until Im done with the routine CT scans for RCC recurrence. After that, every second year for the rest of my life...

    Even though that secondary tumor in my kidney was benign (non-invasive papilloma), it has a relatively high risk of spreading to the bladder, thus the never ending check-ups...

    /G

  • Bubbs21
    Bubbs21 Member Posts: 47
    Wish I han't read this, but have question

    Ouch.

    I have my first CYSTOSCOPY on May17.  Were you able to drive? How long was the procedure? Did they use ice or other numbing agent? Besides the ouch, anything to expect?

     

    Thanks

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    Galrim said:

    I know the answer and it is indeed dreadful :-/

    Once a year until Im done with the routine CT scans for RCC recurrence. After that, every second year for the rest of my life...

    Even though that secondary tumor in my kidney was benign (non-invasive papilloma), it has a relatively high risk of spreading to the bladder, thus the never ending check-ups...

    /G

    (Shudder)

    At my age it becomes less and less relevant every day Cry .  <SIGH>  Now to put it through THAT?  Sheesh!

     

  • Galrim
    Galrim Member Posts: 307
    Bubbs21 said:

    Wish I han't read this, but have question

    Ouch.

    I have my first CYSTOSCOPY on May17.  Were you able to drive? How long was the procedure? Did they use ice or other numbing agent? Besides the ouch, anything to expect?

     

    Thanks

    Cystoscopy details

    Hi Bubbs,

    No ice but a numbing agent applied 10 minutes before (procedures probably vary).

    The examination itself takes 5-10 minutes.

    No problems driving at all. The side-effect is pain when urinating the first 4-5 times after the examination. For me that pain can be quite agonizing, but thats probably very individual.

    As for the ouch, I my urologist once told me its less painfull for women because they have a much shorter "tube" than men. One important tip to avoid pain though: When the scope is inserted...pee. Pee like your life depended on it. It makes it a lot less painfull to have the scope pass if you "open" up as when urinating.

    Hope it was useful information Laughing

    /G

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    Galrim said:

    Cystoscopy details

    Hi Bubbs,

    No ice but a numbing agent applied 10 minutes before (procedures probably vary).

    The examination itself takes 5-10 minutes.

    No problems driving at all. The side-effect is pain when urinating the first 4-5 times after the examination. For me that pain can be quite agonizing, but thats probably very individual.

    As for the ouch, I my urologist once told me its less painfull for women because they have a much shorter "tube" than men. One important tip to avoid pain though: When the scope is inserted...pee. Pee like your life depended on it. It makes it a lot less painfull to have the scope pass if you "open" up as when urinating.

    Hope it was useful information Laughing

    /G

    Duly noted!

    Duly noted!

  • Sable2900
    Sable2900 Member Posts: 29
    Bubbs21 said:

    Wish I han't read this, but have question

    Ouch.

    I have my first CYSTOSCOPY on May17.  Were you able to drive? How long was the procedure? Did they use ice or other numbing agent? Besides the ouch, anything to expect?

     

    Thanks

    I hate the Hubble Telescope

    I had this done and was terrifiedd of it.  it was no big deal at all.  I couldn't believe I got myself so upset over something not that bad.  Good Luck!

  • icemantoo
    icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
    Sable2900 said:

    I hate the Hubble Telescope

    I had this done and was terrifiedd of it.  it was no big deal at all.  I couldn't believe I got myself so upset over something not that bad.  Good Luck!

    NBD

    Sable,

    Maybe for you it was NO Big Deal. But it is for a guy

     

    Icemantoo

  • Limelife50
    Limelife50 Member Posts: 476
    ouch ouch

    I have had 5 of those in the last year and a half

  • Galrim
    Galrim Member Posts: 307

    ouch ouch

    I have had 5 of those in the last year and a half

    Not a number I am going to...

    ...aim for :-)

    /G

  • MDCinSC
    MDCinSC Member Posts: 574
    Galrim said:

    Not a number I am going to...

    ...aim for :-)

    /G

    I was 15!

    When I had my first one.  I'm 66 now and after a lifetime of Kidney stones, I've lost count.  I STILL can't get blase' about them!  They hurt dammit! Yell

  • Gordon Charles
    Gordon Charles Member Posts: 91
    Is that what they're called????

    Ah yes,  the stent for the kidney stone went in while I was blissfully asleep.  The removal of said stent, not quite so blissful.  It was the sudden sharp unexpected stabs of pain that was worse than the constant ache of the kidney stone.  I actually felt sorry for the attractive young lady who had to prep me and assist the doc.  You'd think she would have nightmares after the ordeal.  I kept thinking she probably considered becoming a nun.