Thought I'd share today's events...

abrub
abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
in Colorectal Cancer #1
Today I had surgery to relieve the severe pain/pressure that resulted from my recent double-lumpectomy (2 weeks ago). Because I was requiring daily aspirations of fluid, and still in extreme pain, my surgeon re-opened the incision, drained and irrigated both areas, and placed drains. Of note, I had an attractive, young (30-somthing) bright anesthesiologist for my lumpectomy. My surgeon promised that he'd be there for me again today.

I mentioned today's surgery on another group in which I participate, and included the comment about at least having my eye-candy anesthesiologist again to look at before I fell asleep. So someone there dared me: "I double dawg dare you to tell the eye candy that it will be a pleasure to sleep with him."

Who am I if not one to take a challenge? And I quote (with my husband as witness): "Dr. Day, I want you to know that it will be a pleasure to sleep with you again."

Once he stopped laughing, he asked me to repeat myself so that he could record me and show it to his wife. (He's an attractive 30-something, bright and friendly.) He also recorded my husband responding to my comment with a thumbs up.

Oh, and my surgery went well. Hopefully, it will resolve my pain issues.

Keep smiling!

Alice
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  • Momof2plusteentwins
    Momof2plusteentwins Member Posts: 509 Member
    #2
    Alice
    Good for you!! Cougar, cougar, cougar! Now don't need more surgery just to sleep with young stud again. I'm glad everything went well for you, get rest and sweet dreams!
    Sandy :)
  • maglets
    maglets Member Posts: 2,576 Member
    #3
    Momof2plusteentwins said:

    Alice
    Good for you!! Cougar, cougar, cougar! Now don't need more surgery just to sleep with young stud again. I'm glad everything went well for you, get rest and sweet dreams!
    Sandy :)

    alice
    WHAT CAN I SAY?????

    I love you....you are tupendous...
    hugmags
  • tommycat
    tommycat Member Posts: 790 Member
    #4
    Love it!

    Love it!
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #5
    Dear Alice
    What a wonderful story...I am glad you and hubby are the types who would go for the laugh!

    Praying that this surgery accomplishes what was intended and that you are feeling up to curling again soon.

    Hugs,

    Marie who loves kitties
  • YoVita
    YoVita Member Posts: 590 Member
    #6
    Well first of all I hope your surgery was a success
    and you are one funny lady.
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #7
    Oh my goodness
    That was too funny. Glad that all went well and you continue to heal quickly. You go girl.

    Kim
  • Ruffy7
    Ruffy7 Member Posts: 126
    #8
    Annabelle41415 said:

    Oh my goodness
    That was too funny. Glad that all went well and you continue to heal quickly. You go girl.

    Kim

    Alice you are so funny! Was
    Alice you are so funny! Was wondering how you were doing. Your positive outlook helps all of us. Keep healing.
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #9
    love makes the world go around
    thats the funniest story i have heard, how daring.
    hugs,
    pete

    ps not only does it make the world go around, its also keeps the race going. what race ?
    the human race!
  • wolfen
    wolfen Member Posts: 1,324 Member
    #10
    pete43lost_at_sea said:

    love makes the world go around
    thats the funniest story i have heard, how daring.
    hugs,
    pete

    ps not only does it make the world go around, its also keeps the race going. what race ?
    the human race!

    Too Funny!
    Alice,

    You are tooo funny. I was just commenting to my hubby today how much it irritates me when a young waiter, clerk, etc. calls me "honey", "dear", or "sweetie". And then there's the ones who call me "miss". What? I didn't miss anything. Guess I should be glad they address me at all. LOL Just wait! Someday they'll get old, too. Whoops, I'm showing my "grouchy old lady side".

    Luv,

    Wolfen
  • Doc_Hawk
    Doc_Hawk Member Posts: 685
    #11
    Oh Alice,
    that is rich! Hopefully when the work on me today I get a pretty, young anesthetist instead of some old dude who just passes gas.
  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
    #12
    Doc_Hawk said:

    Oh Alice,
    that is rich! Hopefully when the work on me today I get a pretty, young anesthetist instead of some old dude who just passes gas.

    Nothing like going to sleep
    Nothing like going to sleep with an attractive anesthetist!

    Here's hoping all goes smoothly.

    Alice
  • ketziah35
    ketziah35 Member Posts: 1,145
    #13
    My mom has credited her
    My mom has credited her recovery with this cute 30 something male nurse. Being catered to by a young lil hotty made her feel really good.

    Nothing wrong with that!


    Ketz
  • Doc_Hawk
    Doc_Hawk Member Posts: 685
    #14
    abrub said:

    Nothing like going to sleep
    Nothing like going to sleep with an attractive anesthetist!

    Here's hoping all goes smoothly.

    Alice

    C'est la vie
    It was some old dude who passed gas. But the gal that shaved me was one hot lil honey! I didn't dare say anything that might make her laugh in case she slipped and cut of something that was meant to stay!

    I did ask for a pen so that I could draw a dashed line just below my belly and write DO NOT CUT BELOW DOTTED LINE!
  • cinreag
    cinreag Member Posts: 154
    #15
    So nice to see you guys
    So nice to see you guys having some fun!!
  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
    #16
    Doc_Hawk said:

    C'est la vie
    It was some old dude who passed gas. But the gal that shaved me was one hot lil honey! I didn't dare say anything that might make her laugh in case she slipped and cut of something that was meant to stay!

    I did ask for a pen so that I could draw a dashed line just below my belly and write DO NOT CUT BELOW DOTTED LINE!

    Good work!
    As long as they don't remove our senses of humor (or any other critical organs!) we're all good.

    Wishing you an easy recovery.

    Alice
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #17
    Too Funny
    That's very funny Alice. You know my thoughts on maintaining a sense of humor with things...
    I guess his performance put you to sleep again?
    :-)
    -p
  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
    #18
    PhillieG said:

    Too Funny
    That's very funny Alice. You know my thoughts on maintaining a sense of humor with things...
    I guess his performance put you to sleep again?
    :-)
    -p

    :-)
    :-)

    Actually, his performance didn't leave much of an impression. I can't say I'm left with great memories!

    Thanks, Phil!
  • k44454445
    k44454445 Member Posts: 494
    #19
    Alice
    oh my you had me laughing! i am so glad you have a great sense of humor & that you share it with us! love it! glad the surgery went good.
    hugs
    judy
  • thxmiker
    thxmiker Member Posts: 1,278 Member
    #20
    You are too Funny! We are
    You are too Funny! We are glad everything went well!

    If we can not laugh at ourselves then life becomes more difficult.

    Best Always, mike
  • Doc_Hawk
    Doc_Hawk Member Posts: 685
    #21
    abrub said:

    :-)
    :-)

    Actually, his performance didn't leave much of an impression. I can't say I'm left with great memories!

    Thanks, Phil!

    Oh Lawdy!
    Alice, please! It's hurts to laugh that much!!!

    Alas, no eye candy for me, just an old dude passing gas. The the nurse who did the shaving was mighty fine on the eyes!

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