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Diet .. Joke for Sunday

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VickiSam
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I don't know what the heck is wrong w/ me but... I have been eating like a pig
lately... I think my hormones are out of wack!  May be I should try this
diet...what do you think?

>> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the
Stress that builds during the day

>>
>> Breakfast
>> 1 grapefruit
>> 1 slice whole wheat toast
>> 1 cup skim milk
>>
>> Lunch
>> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
>> 1 cup spinach
>> 1 cup herbal tea
>> 1 Hershey's kiss
>>
>> Afternoon Snack
>> The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
>> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
>>
>> Dinner
>> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
>> 2 loaves garlic bread
>> 1 family size supreme pizza
>> 3 Snickers Bars
>>
>> Late Night Snack
>> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>>

>> Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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SIROD
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Joined: Jun 2010

We can always use a good laugh!

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CypressCynthia
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Joined: Oct 2009

Thank you, thank you!!!  I needed a good laugh after my Saints lost. Cry  Well, there is always next year and I'm still a "Who Dat."  Now who do I root for?

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VickiSam
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Joined: Aug 2009

I would like to see the Bronco's and Seahawks --  new blood, new excitement for both Cities.   However, if San Fran 449ers continue to play strong - we may see them again in this year's Super Bowl.

Love my Saints!  

Vicki Sam ..  aka   Mrs. Peyton Manning

 

 

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CypressCynthia
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Joined: Oct 2009

My nephew thinks it will be Broncos vs Seahawks.  Then I guess I would have to cheer for Peyton because he is our hometown boy.  However, I have a lot of relatives cheering for those Seahawks, so I'm torn.  I love my Saints too.  Hope you had a very Happy Birthday!!!

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tasha_111
Posts: 2042
Joined: Oct 2008

Oh My, Brilliant, I will stick with this diet for at least a fortnight.  Thanks J xx

 

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