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onlytoday
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Here's a little funny for you today:

Happy Halloween!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

 

May you have a blessed day!  Hugs to all.

NANCYL1
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Only today:

 

That's a very good one!Smile

 

Happy Halloween, Nancy

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allmost60
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Cute! Happy Halloween to you too! We had well over 130 kids...I'm pooped! Tongue Out!!!!!

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jimwins
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Very funny!  Thanks for making me laugh.  I've been out of town and not on much recently.  I suppose you could do a similar story with Mr. Hoover and Ms. Eureka and a "Dust Buster" - LOL.

Have a good day and hope the goblins were well behaved last night.

Hugs - Jim

 

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merrywinner
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How are you? Sure has been awhile.

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onlytoday
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I'm in REMISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Finally!  Oh my ... I am so happy!  Was able to have a meniscus tear repaired now that I am in Remission!  Awaiting my first grandchild in March!  Life is Goooood.  :)

And you?

Hugs,

Donna

 

 

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merrywinner
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Surprised Congratulations on both and it is good to hear from you, it's been a long time. How are you feeling? Makes me feel good to hear you say life is good.  Hugs to you, Mary.

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