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susie09
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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.
'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and Screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. '
Your finger is broken.

 

 Susie 

Nana Sue
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This one is hilarious!  I love your jokes Susie!

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coco2008
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That is a good one.  Soooo funny.

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Ritzy
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I love blonde jokes and this is a really good one!

Sue

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Cheryl S
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Funny! 

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Megan M
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Love it!!!!!!

Candi Cane
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I am laughing and emailing to my blonde gf's. 

Thanks, Candi

Kobias
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"your finger is broken"  hehe

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jnl
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Blonde jokes are the best!  Thanks!

Leeza

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andi44
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Q) How do you confuse a blonde?

A)  Give her an M & M bag and tell her to alphabetize them...

Andi :)~

Lynne P
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LOL @ Susie and Andi!  Thanks girls!

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VickiSam
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Thank you,  Susie ..    KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

Nana Sue
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Love yours too Andi! 

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Noel
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Yes, please keep the jokes coming like Vicki Sam wrote! 

Carlee
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I love jokes, so, thank you!

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Alexis F
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Where do you get these?  Love them Susie and Love you!

Lex

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Kylez
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Gotta love a blonde joke!  Laughing

JJDS
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Laughing again at your jokes!  Good way to start my day!

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Angie2U
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I have highlights, so, I appreciate these blonde jokes!  LOL

JJDS
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Me too Angie2u, so, I guess we can relate to the blonde jokes better?  Laughing

Carlee
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I'm with you two then! LOL

taylor manny
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LOL!  I love your jokes Susie!

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