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~~ A Very, Very Funny HA HA Blonde Joke - Hoping It Makes You Smile ~~

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susie09
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

June Bugs
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Joined: May 2013

This is hilarious Susie! 

 

Hugs, June

Pink Rose
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Joined: Nov 2012

Very funny!  Thanks for the laugh!

 

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DebbyM
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I take no offense since my blonde is just highlights chemically put in my hair!  LOL  Love your jokes!

Debby

Candi Cane
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I love jokes.  I will have to send this to a few I know that are blonde.  :)

 

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Alexis F
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HA HA!

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VickiSam
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Thank you .... for getting my morning off with a good  belly laugh!

 

Vicki Sam

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Ritzy
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This is a good one! Thanks!

Sue :)

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