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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's about time you let me put my hand on your leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?

 Love, Susie

Comments

  • kmenurse
    kmenurse Member Posts: 217
    Ha Ha HA !!! Very Cute... As

    Ha Ha HA !!! Very Cute... As they say laughter is the best medicine.  Hugs! Kathy

  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    kmenurse said:

    Ha Ha HA !!! Very Cute... As

    Ha Ha HA !!! Very Cute... As they say laughter is the best medicine.  Hugs! Kathy

    Another funny one!  Thanks

    Another funny one!  Thanks Susie!

  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    DebbyM said:

    Another funny one!  Thanks

    Another funny one!  Thanks Susie!

    LOL

    laugh cute pink cat

  • kmenurse
    kmenurse Member Posts: 217
    Ritzy said:

    LOL

    laugh cute pink cat

    Thank You!... for the laughs

    Thank You!... for the laughs Susie.... While on my Face Book today a friend posted this and I thought of you... I hope it makes you laugh as you have made me laugh.... God Bless!   Kathy

     

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'


    'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    kmenurse said:

    Thank You!... for the laughs

    Thank You!... for the laughs Susie.... While on my Face Book today a friend posted this and I thought of you... I hope it makes you laugh as you have made me laugh.... God Bless!   Kathy

     

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'


    'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

    Susie and Kathy, those are

    Susie and Kathy, those are both funny!  Thanks!

    Jan

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member

    Susie and Kathy, those are

    Susie and Kathy, those are both funny!  Thanks!

    Jan

    I got 2 good laughs on one

    I got 2 good laughs on one post!  Thanks ladies!

     

     

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Kylez said:

    I got 2 good laughs on one

    I got 2 good laughs on one post!  Thanks ladies!

     

     

    ... so funny

    Thank you so much for the wonderful jokes!

  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    VickiSam said:

    ... so funny

    Thank you so much for the wonderful jokes!

    Laughing!

    He He He!