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aysemari
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Being correct in 2013

 

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

 

And furthermore...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

'BREASTED AMERICAN. '

 

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'

 

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'

 

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

 

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

 

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

 

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

 

3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

 

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

 

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

 

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'

 

 

Josie21
Posts: 363
Joined: Nov 2012

I love this!  Thanks for the laugh.

Ginny

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VickiSam
Posts: 8471
Joined: Aug 2009

LMAO ....

Vicki Sam

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