Dec 24, 2012 - 11:12 am
There was a newly wed couple who were getting their first look at each other's attributes on their first night together. (Science fiction, I know)
Any way, she undressed quickly and jumped into bed, he was somewhat embarresed and moved quite slowly.
First he removed his shoes and socks revealing toes that were twisted and curled. "What happened to your toes!" the new bride exclaimed. "I had tolio as a kid." he replied. "Don't you mean polio/" she said. "No, tolio is similar to polio, but it only affects the toes."
Next he slowly removed his slacks revealing knarled and bumpy knees. "And what happened to your knees?" she asked. "I also had neasels when I was little." he said. "Don't you mean measels?" she asked. "No, neasels only affect the knees." he said with a sigh.
Then he removed his under shorts and his bride said "Don't tell me, you had small cox too."