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Texas_wedge
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I thought there might be one or two qualifiers here, as recipients of this message, lately received from a golfing pal:-

"Do you know what would have happened if it had been 3 wise women instead of 3 wise men? They would have asked directions.....arrived on time....helped deliver the baby.....cleaned the stable......made a casserole....brought practical gifts....and there would be peace on earth!

Pass it on to all the wise women in your life. Merry christmas"

P.S. Now ladies, no squabbling about who you are - it is Christmas! ;o)

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Texas_wedge
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http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=MZ35SOU9HTM     Laughing

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

 

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red.
He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his
wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her
and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even
looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It
must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the
Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

 

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.

They'd been worn all week and needed the air.

 

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

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