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Santa Claus ran over me today YIKES! <('o'<)

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Ritzy
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Yes, Santa Claus! Can you believe it? My hubby and I went to the mall today because we still had some last minute shopping to do, and, thought we could fight the crowds. It was super busy, but, we were determined to get finished so we just kept plodding along, in this store, pick it up, go to that store, get that and so on and so on. We were starting to see the end to our shopping and were so very proud of all that we had accomplished in such a short time, considering the hordes of people.

Well, I had to go to the restroom, which is normal, isn't it? lol I went in, did my business, freshened up my make up and hair and started to leave whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

in came SANTA CLAUS and almost knocked me down. The door flew open, almost right in my face and SANTA CLAUS literally ran past me to try and find an open stall. Well..first I was startled by the door being flung open in front of me and then to see SANTA CLAUS in the women's restroom, I mean, what? SANTA in the women's restroom. Yep, she was. lol

I guess I never thought of women playing SANTA, but, there is a lesson for me. Don't discriminate. lol

Oh, SANTA CLAUS exited the restroom and went back to doing whatever SHE was doing before. lol

Merry Christmas my dear pinkies!

Sue ㋡

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Ritzy, that is hilarious! I never thought of Santa being female either, so, I must be discriminatory too.

Still laughing,

Megan

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It is funny now Megan! When I told my hubby about it, I thought he was going to blow a gasket from laughing. lol

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But, how do you really know that Santa was a female? It could have been a male just using the women's restroom, couldn't it? haha

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teresa41
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LoL. glad you are ok,

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Santa could have been a male after all! How dare he, if it was a he! lol

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You never know Sue!

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Sue, you crack me up!!! Thanks for making me laugh today :-).

survivorbc09
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Thanks for the laugh Ritzy! And, I am glad you survived the Santa collision, whether male or female. I wonder which hmmm

Hugs, Jan

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Kylez
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So glad that you are ok Sue! Love your post!

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Noel
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How big was santa Sue? I know it probably scared you, but, this is funny. Thanks for the Christmas laugh!

disneyfan2008
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too funny...but can you imagine really needing to go and have the costume on? yikes..

Denise

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You are so right Denise. And it sounds like Santa needed to go BAD! lol

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Maybe I should feel sorry for whatever sex SantaClaus was, considering they did have that costume to get out of. But, they scared me so bad, that maybe I won't. LOL

sdukowitz
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That is funny! Thanks for sharing! Sue D

Pink Rose
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Very funny Sue!  Thanks!

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Late in reading this but it is hilarious! 

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