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John_Betong
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If You Love Someone . . .

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

http://johns-jokes.com/If-You-Love-Someone-.-.-.html

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lbinmsp
Posts: 266
Joined: Jun 2006

Many of these are fabulous!

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catwink22
Posts: 239
Joined: Sep 2009

I think I'm a Biologist.

Thanks for the laugh!
Cat

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ddpekks
Posts: 162
Joined: Sep 2011

I'm the Optomist!

Enjoyed the laugh.
D

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jimwins
Posts: 1971
Joined: Aug 2011

Country Music Writer/Singer:

If you love someone,
Set them free
Agonize, drink a lot, write country songs!
When the music well runs dry, find another
and set them free.
Repeat process until you are awarded a grammy
or featured at the Grand Ole Opry

Jim

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Hondo
Posts: 5608
Joined: Apr 2009

Love is in the eyes of the beholder and true love beholds everything and everyone.

Hondo

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Hondo
Posts: 5608
Joined: Apr 2009

If you love someone it will show
Stay Married 37 years and you will know.

Hondo

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jimwins
Posts: 1971
Joined: Aug 2011

Good point, Hondo :)

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