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"Mean" cancer made me think

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Greend
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I always assumed my cancer was female because it cost me a lot of money, had me tossing and turning at night and had me watching my weight very closely.

At least I kept the house when we parted.

Nuff said

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Skiffin16
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She must have gotten alimony....you still are paying for it occasionally....

Best,
John

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sweetblood22
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You two just pipe down! I don't want to have to punch anyone in the throat. Besides, I rather thought my cancer was a lot like my ex husband! My cancer was sneaky and stayed hidden, when I thought every thing was just fine, it wasn't. Just like my sneaky two timing ex. It was a serious pain in my neck, just like my ex. It practically bled me dry financially, just like my no good ex. And it took quite a few good years of my life, just like my idiot ex.

There are some women that get the smelly end of the stick, you know. ;-)

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Greend
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If you analogy about "pain in the neck" were true then I'd be on the Anal Cancer Board with my ex

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Skiffin16
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Think a lot...I was thinking more that Sweet's ex was more a PITA....

JG

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sweetblood22
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Lol. Lmbo

Who me wrong? Naaaaah. I am sticking to my defense. Mine was a pain in the neck, among other things. ;-)

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palmyrafan
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You guys made me laugh. Thanks!

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luv2cut1
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Thanks guys! :)

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Toni08
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You guys made my night.

rozaroo
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Too funny! Thank you!

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Daddisgrl
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Very funny. LMAO but it reminds me of my teen daughter.
Also reminds me of ex #2.

My hub's last treatment was 12/24/10.. struggling to keep the house.
Cancer- the monster that keeps taking.

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Hondo
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I am not touching that with a 10 foot pole

Thanks for the laugh
Hondo

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