~~~~~ This Is A HA HA! Girl's Night Out ! Did You Laugh? ~~~~~

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited June 2011 in Breast Cancer #1
Girls night out


Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

♠♣ Love, Susie ♠♣

Comments

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    I am
    ROFLMAO! Thanks Susie!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    Kylez said:

    I am
    ROFLMAO! Thanks Susie!

    I hope this joke isn't to
    I hope this joke isn't to risque for anyone! LOL Just thought it was funny!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    LOL @ the sympathy card and
    LOL @ the sympathy card and the card saying the fire station will never forget her.


    I am laughing Susie!


    Debby
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    Stupid site
    double post
  • Lighthouse_7
    Lighthouse_7 Member Posts: 1,566 Member
    DebbyM said:

    LOL @ the sympathy card and
    LOL @ the sympathy card and the card saying the fire station will never forget her.


    I am laughing Susie!


    Debby

    Thanks Susie,
    I needed a

    Thanks Susie,
    I needed a good laugh. I am sending it to my girlfriend who works at a fire station, I'm sure she'll love it.
    Hugs,
    Wanda
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930

    Thanks Susie,
    I needed a

    Thanks Susie,
    I needed a good laugh. I am sending it to my girlfriend who works at a fire station, I'm sure she'll love it.
    Hugs,
    Wanda

    Glad you got a laugh Wanda
    Glad you got a laugh Wanda and your girlfriend will love this! Perfect joke for her! LOL
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    susie09 said:

    Glad you got a laugh Wanda
    Glad you got a laugh Wanda and your girlfriend will love this! Perfect joke for her! LOL

    Now that was a girl's night
    Now that was a girl's night out! lol
  • skipper54
    skipper54 Member Posts: 936 Member
    Angie2U said:

    Now that was a girl's night
    Now that was a girl's night out! lol

    pretty cute
    Had to pass this one along. Some days you need a good giggle. Just like you have to realize that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    skipper54 said:

    pretty cute
    Had to pass this one along. Some days you need a good giggle. Just like you have to realize that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

    Love it! Thanks!
    Love it! Thanks!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    Megan M said:

    Love it! Thanks!
    Love it! Thanks!

    Very funny! Thanks!

    Very funny! Thanks!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    Megan M said:

    Love it! Thanks!
    Love it! Thanks!

    double post sorry

    double post sorry
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    skipper54 said:

    pretty cute
    Had to pass this one along. Some days you need a good giggle. Just like you have to realize that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

    LOL skipper!

    LOL skipper!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    susie09 said:

    LOL skipper!

    LOL skipper!

    LOL
    Oh, I have to email this one out! Thank you!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Kylez said:

    LOL
    Oh, I have to email this one out! Thank you!

    Hiliarious!!!!
    Thank you for sharing .. We all need a good laugh, Daily ..


    Vicki Sam
  • Annette 11
    Annette 11 Member Posts: 380
    Another one! OMG I'm LOL.
    Another one! OMG I'm LOL. I've been laughing all morning with these jokes. Hubby is in the LR wondering what the heck are you laughing at!!