Fractured Dictionary - I think you will laugh!

Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter A cook that leaves Arby's for McDonalds.

Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney buh-lo-nee Where some hemlines fall.

Paradox par-uh-doks Two physicians.

Parasites par-uh-sites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Polarize po-lur-ize What penguins see with.

Primate pri-mat Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Rubberneck rub-er-nek What you do to relax your wife.

Selfish sel-fish What the owner of a seafood store does.

Burglarize bur-gler-ize What a crook sees with.


I hope you get a little chuckle or laugh from these!