Feb 06, 2011 - 11:30 am
I'm not Catholic or Lutheren, but I have decided to give up something I greatly enjoy for Lent this year to reflect on life and my place in the world.
For Lent I am giving up sleep. Why? Because I'm not getting any anyway.
In the handbook that everyone knows about but no one bothered to give me, they tell you to get an IV pole and have drip coffee going directly in. I missed this memo. Once again I was woken up after a night on the couch for crazy b***s***. I was woken up out of a deep sleep to be told I needed to clean off the living room coffee table.
You woke me up after a night on the most uncomfortable couch ON THE PLANET to tell me this.
Because my immediate unspoken response involves a number of impolite words I won't repeat them. However the gist of it was "do it yourself." I love my husband, I really and truly do. But the next time he tries something like this (most likely tomorrow morning) I'm going to the hardware store and buying rope and tying him down. HE IS DRIVING ME INSANE.
It's nice to know the man I married is still in there. Love you monkey man.
(pssst for some of the newest members, I am very sarcastic by nature. Please laugh this is funny stuff i will remember for years)