Our Christmas with our family

First off you all need to understand that this old farm is a super tranquil place to be.

Well, it all started Saturday at 2 pm. They all showed up. Our boys and their families. Plus their dogs. I had leveled out to almost normal. Just tired. What wonderful pandemonium. We had our big dinner meal cooked by all. I ate like a pig.

Then we opened the presents from under the tree. More pandemonium. Hell the one good thing about the damn brain pills is I just fell asleep on the couch when that was over. Woke up at 9:30 and went to bed. They all partied until past midnight.

The next morning I had an almost normal morning BM. We all had a big breakfast cooked by the 3 woman (the way it should be). It was great. Then the youngest grandson asked me if he could take the Kubota out on the trails. The trails are muddy now but hell its Christmas so even though it shocked the hell out of my sons I said sure go for it. His big **** grin was worth it. So he made some ruts in the trails, I can fix that with the tractor next spring. I think this is why they don’t want the brain tumor removed. It must push on the mellow button up there.

For lunch we had the left over roast beef sandwiches with pepper cheese melted on top. The boys were all out on the front porch shooting a 45 cal colt pistol along with a 45 cal western 1860s rifle that my youngest son got from his father in law. The cowboys liked these weapons as they used the same ammo.

They all left Sunday at 4 pm. The scary old woman, myself and the Mini dog just collapsed on the couch. That is when it hit. I had a crap storm like you would not believe. It was so damn bad I did not make it to the john in time once. Yep, the old coot crapped in his pants. But what the hell, it was not the first time and thankfully it did not happen in front of my family. That would have been hard to handle.

Today I am a little tired but have only had to crap once. I would say my reconnect is doing just fine. Much better then expected. No more raw butt syndrome as I have enough grease to last years on it now. My bet is another week and I be back to 99% normal. No matter what this sure beats that damn bag.

Kerry