How dry is it? It's so dry that......
I sneezed earlier and sand sprayed everywhere.
I was looking at the sores in my mouth and saw an oasis but it turned out to be a mirage.
I went to brush my teeth and a dead camel fell out.
I got a piece of water stuck between my teeth.
I've been using it at night to make beef jerky and banana chips.
The homeless have been using it to take shelter from the rain.
I have to prelube my dental floss with vaseline.
I thought I had a piece of food stuck in my throat; it was a cactus growing there.
Israel is sending firefighters just in case.
Seriously though. Very dry. But; only 2 and a half more weeks of radiation. Almost there!