Today's HAHA

Scotch Freckles
Scotch Freckles Member Posts: 273 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
I couldn't help sharing this.

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know _ _ _ _?" And then she went back to reading her book.

Comments

  • CMorgret
    CMorgret Member Posts: 13
    Ha! Ha!
    LOL! Thanks for this!
  • beetle25
    beetle25 Member Posts: 150 Member
    CMorgret said:

    Ha! Ha!
    LOL! Thanks for this!

    LOL that is way to funny
    LOL that is way to funny thanks for the laugh :)
  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey Member Posts: 597 Member
    beetle25 said:

    LOL that is way to funny
    LOL that is way to funny thanks for the laugh :)

    I can hardly
    I can hardly type this because I'm still laughing!
    Thanks!
    Marsha
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member

    I can hardly
    I can hardly type this because I'm still laughing!
    Thanks!
    Marsha

    Yes .. indeed .. a good Haha!
    Thank you ... Vicki
  • Suzie-Q-Z
    Suzie-Q-Z Member Posts: 40
    joke
    definately worth passing along. thanks for sharing!