Needed a 'Ha Ha' for today ..

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...


1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your **** in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

Comments

  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey Member Posts: 597 Member
    #2
    HILARIOUS
    Loved it. Thanks for the laugh!
    Marsha
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    #3
    Good thing I'm on a leave of
    Good thing I'm on a leave of absence....
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #4
    These are soooo funny!!!
    These are soooo funny!!! Thanks so much for posting them; they are absolutely hilarious!!!
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #5
    chenheart said:

    These are soooo funny!!!
    These are soooo funny!!! Thanks so much for posting them; they are absolutely hilarious!!!

    love
    Love them--thanks.
    Margo
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #6
    tommaseena said:

    love
    Love them--thanks.
    Margo

    These are priceless. And I
    These are priceless. And I just want to know how many of you went to work after readiing this and looked at your fellow employees in a whole new way. LOL
    Stef

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