We Three Tortoises...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok, Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for it, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts....

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT FREAKING GOING!"

Comments

  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer Member Posts: 1,184
    LOLOLOLO
    Good start to the day!! Thanks
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!
    I wasn't sure where that one was going......I loved it. Thanks, as always, Margo for my morning humor!! It is much appreciated and the perfect start to the day.
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    That was funny and the
    That was funny and the funniest thing is that don't we all know someone that Les.
    Stef
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    fauxma said:

    That was funny and the
    That was funny and the funniest thing is that don't we all know someone that Les.
    Stef

    Cute ... and Funny !!! LOL
    •☆.•*´¨`*••♥ Vicki Sam ♥••*´¨`*•.☆•
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    Thank you!

    Thank you!
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member

    Thank you!

    Thank you!

    Love it! Thanks Sher

    Love it! Thanks Sher